Ad jingles you still remember

Inspired by the other thread, I remembered a few jingles from the early 90s:

“buy yourself a little free-dom, buy yourself a little YU-GO.”

“Somewhere on ice mountain, half way to the sky, that’s where Ice Mountain pure spring water lies.”

What are some long lost jingles you can’t forget, no matter how much you wish you could? Bonus for products / companies that were once wide-spread and well-known, but are now relegated to the dust- bin of pop-culture. (Damn, that’s a lot of dashes, some must be wrong. Oh well. )

Double bonus for including links, so we can all enjoy them.

I don’t want to grow up, I’m a Toys R Us kid…

My bologna has a first name…

Let’s all go to A&W
Food’s more fun at A&W
Have a pint of root beer
Maybe two or three
Take your choice from the burger famileeeeeeee

(Maybe not verbatim)

Winston tastes good, like a cigarette should (Winston cigarettes)
You’ve come a long way baby (Virginia Slims cigarettes and yes, I am old :stuck_out_tongue: )
Let’s all go to the movies (cinema ad for concessions)
:smack - ting: Ultra Brite (UltraBrite toothpaste)
Let the sun shine, let the sun shine in (to the tune of Aquarious, French’s mustard)

Curse you, YAH, now I have an earworm.

Have a summer of fun in the Poconos
See your host with the most in the Poconos
Beautiful Mount Airy Lodge!
Just say O-V
Add an L
Add an E
and you’ve got LOVE
Looooove Oooooo Veeeee
Love that Old Vienna lager, Old Vienna lager beer
There’s a reason it’s so pleasin’
It’s great Canadian beer!

A couple of days ago, at work, I presented a report to an associate to clean up. She only looked at the front page and remarked, scornfully, “It’s not big!” I said “Oh it’s big, yeah yeah yeah! It’s not small, no no no!” – and then had the Honeycomb ad from the early 80s (late 70s?) stuck in my noggin.

MEANWHILE, a friend who was working from home that day posted on Facebook a Youtube link to the Honeycomb ad (the one with Andre the Giant); he had independently gotten it stuck in his head!

Plop, plop, fizz, fizz!

You’re going to need it before you go here.

reading the thread title that immediately came to mind.

another good one from them

“I can’t believe I ate that who-o-o-o-o-ole thing,”

From the land of sky blue waters…

You’ll wonder where the yellow went when you brush your teeth with pepsodent

Who wears short shorts? We wear short shorts Nair

City Service is Citgo now

I’d like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony Coke

*You can trust your car to the man who wears the star * Texaco

When the hungries hit
When the hungries hit
Hit the Red Barn!

Moved MPSIMS --> Cafe Society.

Updated with Peter Boyle and Doris Roberts (as Frank and Marie Barone).

Every now and then for no apparent reason I will break out in this song:

“From the land of sky blue water…waaater.”

Or when someone is being uneccessarily unhelpful I will say “Thank you for your support.” Which I got from those Bartles and Jaymes ads.
ETA: Baker, that’s the one I was thinking of!

Those goddamn telephone numbers really stick in your head don’t they?

National two nine thousand. - Linclon carpets in Chicago

Five eight eight two three hundred, Empire! - Empire carpets. Still going strong with a new number. Now it’s: Eight hundred, five eight eight…

And going waaaaay back: MElrose five five three hundred. - I have no idea what the product is but it goes back to the 1950s in New York City.

Ooey gooey rich and chewy inside…
Golden cakey tender flakey outside!
Wrap the inside in the outside, it is good?
Darn tootin’!
Doin’ the big…Fig…Newton!
(here’s the tricky part!)
The big…Fig…Newtonnnnnn!
Hey, Mr. Tally-Man,
Tally me Banana!
Bic Banana markers, you gotta get some!
Come in a one-pack, eight-pack, twenty-pack,
Bic Banana markers for the office or home!
We got a color for you!
Bic Banana Markers, you gotta get some!
Hot dogs!
Armor hot dogs!
What kind of kids eat Armor hot dogs?
Fat kids, skinny kids, kids that climb on rocks.
Tough kids, sissy kids, even kids with chicken pox
love hot dogs!
Armor hot dogs!
The dogs kids love to bite!

Tomatoes, potatoes, carrots, peas
Your mother says you gotta eat a lot of these
(jump rope jingle for Campbell’s soup)

From one beer lover to another, Stroh’s beer
From one beer lover to another, Stroh’s
(Stroh’s beer, brought to mind with the mention of the Hamm’s ads)

…a Saturday night dance, a bottle of coke
and the joy that the bluebirds sing
(the ad version of the Dottie West song)

Way back, Pearl Jam played one of the last concerts ever at the old Chicago Stadium. Somewhere in the middle of the concert, Eddie Vedder was chatting between songs and said, “I’m from Evanston, and I can prove it,” then he sang, “five eight eight, two three hundred,” and the entire stadium sang back at him, “EMPIRE!” It was weird, awesome, and hilarious. One of those moments I’ll never forget, and of course the Empire commercial was the first thing that came to mind when I read the thread title.

Candy coated popcorn,
Peanuts and a prize.
That’s what you get in Cracker Jack.