Jewel kicked some ass in The Last Battle.
Nah, Doc’s totally a virgin. Sure, he spends most of his time saving lives and kicking ass, but the only woman he’s not painfully awkward around is Judy (off-limits as an employee and as a gorilla).
Of course, I am quite open to evidence to the contrary (and I’ll be in my bunk).
Seriously?
I’m still waiting on my copy of Two Hearts…
Ummm… that particular unicorn has a Pride flag on its head and another one sticking out of its ass.
I guess dudes really dig that kinda shit. Well, some dudes, anyway.
What, guys can’t be virgins? Who’da thunk? 
Nope, says there, most authoritative source in the world. And by “most authoritative source” I mean “I win the argument by default because you’ll be there for hours and won’t be able to make a rebuttle.” (Also, I think it may be mentioned in that article, didn’t check, “virgin” originally explicitly applied to females and then sort of dropped the exclusivity later, but that’s not as funny :p).
Ha ha! Fool! TV Tropes has already ruined my life, so your attack is ineffective!
It’s a rainbow. And Doc is secure enough in his masculinity to not care. So boo.
Did you order the audio book of The Last Unicorn, like I did?
It’s been so long, I can’t remember how many years ago I ordered it. L
I live in the Castro, though, so my perspective may be warped.
Maybe if they all looked more like this they’d start getting more respect.
I think Robot Chicked made a good case:
WARNING! Nude action figure and “Magical Unicorn Mayonnaise” reference. Viewer discretion advised!
Yes, yes I did.
And I have realized I really should inform them of my change of address!
Not looking too good here…
http://www.metmuseum.org/explore/Unicorn/hunt_unicorn_transcript_11.htm
DOH!
http://www.metmuseum.org/explore/Unicorn/hunt_unicorn_transcript_16.htm
Unicorn Power!
Hey, lookit that – you can actually get the shirt now!
Unicorns have experienced a lack of respect since they survived the flood without getting on the ark.
Tell us the story! Tell us the story!
If you really like unicorns AND you’re a dude with some class: http://store.metmuseum.org/Ties/Unicorn-Tapestry-Tie-/invt/unicorntie
What happened to unicorns? They are stuck-up, full-of-themselves bastards, that’s what.
http://www.fupenguin.com/2009/03/at-least-i-exist-pretty-boy.html