Whatever Happened to Ukelele Ike?

Did you drown during the Great New York floods of Sept. 2?

Did you meet a Ukelele Lady on your vacation and run off to Honolulu with her?

Did you drop off the board in mourning for Melin and My Quadell?

Hmmmm?

Didn’t he say he was going on vacation? I can’t remember.

Ike, come out, come out, wherever you are!

Yeah! Ike! Oh Ikey!

Where ARRRRRRRE You?

I haven’t had my recommended daily allowance of obscure cultural references from the '20s and '30s. I mean, Flora’s trying and all, but she just can’t do it all by herself.


“Owls will deafen us with their incessant hooting!” W. Smithers

Helen Kane. Lyda Roberti. Noel & Gertie. Peaches & Daddy.

The Boswell Sisters. The Duncan Sisters. The Dolly Sisters. The Gish Sisters. The Hilton Sisters.

Feelin’ better, Frankie?

How about the Cherry Sisters – Boom de aye


“Owls will deafen us with their incessant hooting!” W. Smithers

The Cherry sisters? Well, goodness, Frank, if you want to go back to the 1890s, I can Anna Held and Weber & Fields you to death!