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[friedo]

Don’t buy Rite-Aid brand generic toothpaste.

It tastes like the sweat from underneath an orangutan’s balls.

[Fetchund]

@friedo

It tastes like the sweat from underneath an orangutan’s balls.

Dare I ask…

[Ice_Wolf]

I wouldn’t. In case he explained, and then I needed to bleach my brain.

[Nic2004]

@friedo

Don’t buy Rite-Aid brand generic toothpaste.

It tastes like the sweat from underneath an orangutan’s balls.

What a coincidence! Just the other day, someone asked me if I knew where he could find toothpaste…

[Kalhoun]

There’s a ball sweat factory near here that has an orangutan division. They set up little treadmills…

[Ellen_Cherry]

The floridating properties of orangutan ball-sweat should never, ever be underestimated.

[danceswithcats]

9 out of 10 dentists surveyed recommend Orangutan Ball Sweat Toothpaste, now with extra Fluoride crystals!

[zelie_zelerton]

@friedo

Don’t buy Rite-Aid brand generic toothpaste.

It tastes like the sweat from underneath an orangutan’s balls.

cite?

[zelie_zelerton]

@Ellen Cherry

The floridating properties of orangutan ball-sweat should never, ever be underestimated.

cite?

[Autolycus]

@friedo

Don’t buy Rite-Aid brand generic toothpaste.

It tastes like the sweat from underneath an orangutan’s balls.

Of course, we’re all missing the obvious question… How do you know what that tastes like?

[Harmonious_Discord]

@friedo

Don’t buy Rite-Aid brand generic toothpaste.

It tastes like the sweat from underneath an orangutan’s balls.

Spunky Monkey Toothpaste! Yum! Yum! Orangutan Flavor! Made with all natural orangutan ball sweat.

[enigm4tic]

@Autolycus

Of course, we’re all missing the obvious question… How do you know what that tastes like?

Obviously, it tastes like Red Bull