What's happened to Dick Chaney?

[CoBa]

He has spent months in rigorous training so as to be the antagonist in the next Rocky film.

[carnivorousplant]

@Miss Purl McKnittington

At last, the reasoning behind abstinence-only sex education is explained.

By G-d, I hadn’t thought of that…

[Nutty_Bunny]

He’s been working for 10 weeks as a scab writer for 24. He thinks Powers Booth’s VP character is a hero and should be President next season.

[Least_Original_User_Name_Ever]

@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor

Cyborg Cheney is being fitted with a chaingun arm , Laser Eyeball, & Battle Blade to go with his Bionic Heart &Buddy-Seeking Combat Shotgun™.

Soon, all America shall feel his inhuman vengeance.

Soon?

[Ale]

Darkness called, and he got pissed off.

So he impounded the phone company records, tracked down Darkness to his house and had him snatched to an undisclosed CIA facility.
Hes been busy trying different electrode configurations on Darkness and taunting him "Whos your daddy, Darkness? ZAAAAPPP!!!" since then.

[Ponder_Stibbons]

@carnivorousplant

By G-d, I hadn’t thought of that…

Indeed. Brilliant one-two, carnivorousplant and Miss Purl McKnittington!

[lieu]

I believe Cheney and Bush both are working on a Mel Brooks tribute together. Here they are doing their version of Puttin’ on the Ritz.

Also, what with the end of their administration looming, word is they’ve taken up scrapbooking. Gotta put something in that library.

[Knowed_Out]

He’s currently stuck in rat form.

[Squink]

Good lord, it’s worse than I thought:

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[jayjay]

Whatever Happened to Baby Chene?

Starring

Dick Cheney as Baby Chene Hudson
George W. Bush as Blanche Hudson
Karl Rove as that guy Victor Buono played

[lieu]

If you’re just missin’ his face, there’s an excellent study of his work to expand executive powers on Frontline now called Cheney’s Law. It’s quite well done. Same with The Dark Side.

[AskNott]

@NurseCarmen

He’s busy planning the invasion of Iran.

No, he wrapped that up months ago, right down to the assignment of private contractors.

He is most dangerous when he is unseen. He’s a master of the SEP field. Now that he’s the target of an ongoing investigation, it would be improper for anyone in government to comment or tell you where he is. He is officially Somebody Else’s Problem. Can we see Mr. Cheney? “The Vice President isn’t being seen today. He’s very busy.”

[Twoflower]

@Larry Borgia

Semi-serious answer: The primaries have pushed a lot of other news off the front pages.

I can’t help but wonder if he’s been pressured to lay low, so the current crop of Republican candidates won’t have to respond to embarrassing questions about him.

[twickster]

@Twoflower

I can’t help but wonder if he’s been pressured to lay low, so the current crop of Republican candidates won’t have to respond to embarrassing questions about him.

They can always do what the incumbent president does – play dumb.

[wheelie]

@Otto

“What’re we gonna do tonight, Dick?”

“Same thing we do every night, George. Try to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!”

They’re zany, they’re Cheney and the Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush!

Good one, Otto!
And here ya go.

[swampbear]

Actually he was here last week in good ol’ southwest Georgia quail hunting. I know because I got to sit in traffic out in front of our local airport whilst he was arriving, thus making me late for work.

Also, we all had to wear orange vests 24/7 the whole time he was here.

[Boyo_Jim]

Chaney? Isn’t that the nutty chick in Dune?

“Ridin’ the sandworm” with Larry Craig.

[jayjay]

@Boyo Jim

“Ridin’ the sandworm” with Larry Craig.

shudder

[What_Exit]

@wheelie

Good one, Otto!
And here ya go.

Nice work, how did you find such appropriate face shots of the pair?

[Tuckerfan]

Performing in nightclubs.