…DEAD.
Let’s say the guy’s ticker finally gave out altogether. And they’re freaked that the company can’t bear any more upheaval and uncertainty… so… you tell everyone he’s at a “secret, safe location…”
I thought it’d be the nice basis for some new conspiracy theories, anyway.
How embarrassing. I DID preview. But I was looking for glaring typos, not complete mistypings (or freudian slips) like writing “The company” instead of “the country”
You mean like that movie, Dave?
Ooooh! Well, it’s a good conspiracy theory. But I hope it doesn’t happen. I kinda like Cheney. What would really suck, though, is if it was Colin Powell. :eek:
The other day, I turned to Anniz after seeing a ticker on MSNBC announce Cheney’s non-whereabouts and said “he’s had another heart attack.” Just an off-the-cuff comment, but it’s interesting to see that someone else thought the same thing, too.
Last year, during the final weeks of the campaign, I asked a similar question about Cheney’s participation in this GQ thread: Where’s Dick?.
Here I am thinking that you were talking about the CIA or something…
Xploder wanders back into the woodwork…
What if he’s “chillin’ with Uncle Walt”?
I made this same proposition about two weeks ago in a different thread and got the living shit kicked out of me for being an uninformed goof-ball. My, my, my but your folks are fickle.
See Cranky’s “Moon Landings – Fraud or Hoax?” thread, in which hundreds of SDMB members in good standing chat amiably with her about the intriguing possibilities of a Nixon/NASA-sponsored conspiracy.
She’s just cuter than you, that’s all.
Seen Cheney once in person.
He’s always reminded me of the RABBIT
who’s late for a very important date
I don’t think he’s dead
It crossed my mind that they hustle him off to ICU just in case whenever bad stuff happens.
However, blowing up buildings with 5,000 people inside is a bit harder to protect against than Sears mail order rifles at a book depository. Maybe he really does have a crash pad at NORAD or something.
Theres no way they would keep that a secret.
For goodness sake, they can’t keep much of Anything secret nowadays
That, dear Uke, is damned funny.
Sorry, plnnr. It’s gotta be doubly annoying that my stupid idea isn’t even ORIGINAL.
Damn did Anticay write “who’s”
what a DORK
I have it on good authority that Cheyney was seen pretty soused on tequila, dancing on tables with two Latina bimbettes at Carlos and Charlie’s in Cozumel, Mexico, last night.
(Actually, he’s supposed to do an interview on PBS’s Newshour on Friday.)
Tell me about the rabbits george.
I thought I saw Dick Cheney eating a dozen Krispy Kremes and drinking a diet Coke the other day in Ontario, Ca., but I might be mistaken.
He is at “an undisclosed location.” I predict this thread will be closed by a Mod like a similar was.
On 2nd thought, the other thread was in the GQ section. So maybe ya’ll can ramble on…
He’s been in the Witness Protection Program, but he has to testify this week.
