perhaps he is lurking at chemical plants.
I’ve not heard of that message board. Is it any good?
Yeah! Conspiracy theories! whoooo! (Everyone needs a hobby…)
I think he’s in a coma from a massive coronary (well, duh) and scientists are presently trying to clone him with the DNA from Winston Churchill(For speeches and the “V” sign.), Franklin Roosevelt (For speeches and the classic cigerette in the teeth pose) and Jesse Ventura ( for the classic off the ropes body slam and kung fu grip.)
i’m not sure, my little pitcher plant, pres. bush suggested that people maybe lurking there and one should alert the proper authorities.
Hey, Pal, watch who you refer to as Sarracenia.
ah, oops, i knew i shouldn’t have watched fawlty towers, read national geographic, and the sdmb at the same time.
National Geographic had an article on Sarracenia? Or nepenthes or helio-what-cha-ma-callits, those Aussie things?
During the press conference last night, Bush said something about how he’d welcomed Cheney back from his secure location.
I got this image of Cheney being kept in a closet in the Oval Office, allowed out for brief romps in the Rose Garden.
I think you’re onto something.
Bush staged a coup and is now in control instead of Cheney and Powell.
He keeps Cheney strapped to a hand cart a la’ Hannibal Lector. Cheney is the most dangerous to Bush. Powell is needed now what with blowing things up and all.
Now Bush can play with the hot line and the missile…Oh no.
Oh no!
sooooo, cheney will come out of the closet, eh?
carnivorousplant, nat. geo. had quite the spread on your people. the pictures were so good i had a diff. time touching the pages. (bug phobia) many, many, hungry plants were shown. i just can’t remember which month, i was reading 3 months worth of nat geo yestaurday.
Okay, so I was driving down the highway, and it was kinda late, and getting dark, and starting to drizzle a little bit, when I see this guy walking along the side of the road, with his thumb out. He’s wearing a suit, and he looks like an okay guy, so I pull over to pick him up. He climbs in, and I say “where ya headed?”
“My car broke down,” he says. “Just trying to get home.”
“Where’s home, friend?” I ask.
“Washington, DC,” he replies, with a soft sigh.
“Not a problem, sir,” I say with a smile, and start off towards Washington.
He’s a quiet sort, I can tell, so we don’t chat much. I did manage to get his name out of him, though. It was Dick.
So we get to Washington. I drop him off at a really nice place. “Thanks,” he says. He turned and walked in to the house.
I start to drive away, thinking hey, that guy looked familiar. I know I’ve seen him before. But I can’t place him. Then it hit me…hey! That was the Vice-President! Holy Toledo, I just drove the Vice President right to his house!
I get back on the freeway, thinking no one, but NO ONE, is going to believe this. I reach for my CD case, and realize…it’s gone. It’s freaking gone. It was there when the VP got in the car, but now, it’s gone.
Rat stole my CD’s, man! Freakin’ Assistant Leader of the Free World stole my tunes!
Dammit. I knew I should have picked up the guy that looked like Jim Morrison.
Strom Thurmond should die, not Dick Cheney. Strom’s all old…and wrinkly, and stuff.
Tha thought has crossed my mind. I wouldnt be surprised if the USA did try to pull something like this. Maybe we will have to look for sercet clues, kinda like the whole Paul Is Dead thing. You know “the walrus was Cheney”
Uh oh Bush can blow things up now. That can’t be good.
Persephone: Was he wearing shoes?
Ok seriously, has anyone seen Dick since 9/11?
Naah. I’m pretty sure that Cheney is not a member of Opal’s board.
Scarey thought: what if Nu Vo Da Da is really Dick Cheney? Scarier thought: what if Johnsbury is? :eek:
So is this a lost and found:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/americas/newsid_1596000/1596675.stm
But that dosent mean he is alive. I still think we should listen to Bush’s speeches backwards to find the truth.
Yeah he was, but he did mutter a lot of funny-sounding stuff. Sounded like “I’m very small” or something. Kinda odd.