Four keys. A keychain base with images of loons on them (loons are neat birds, I determined after a meaningful camping vacation in the Boundary Waters 'twixt Minnesota and Canada), and a Cold Steel Tuff-lite, that being their smallest folding lockback. Nowadays, the pocketknife comes off before I fly anywhere, which causes me no end of irritation–the whole keychain just doesn’t feel right without the weight on it.
First of all: my keys are on a carabine… I guess it’s a dyke thing 
4 keys to the various locks of our 3 bikes
My office key
My house key
My motorscooter key
A bottle opener
A Xena chakram keychain… yeah, see, I just liked the shape of it… and that’s why I ordered it from the US :hangs head in shame:
A beanie in the shape of a cow (attached to the scooter key)
I’ve got my key on a pewter anchor. Yes, Airman calls me “anchor clanker”. I’ve also got three supermarket cards on it (which come in handy because I can bite on them to hold my keyring in my mouth) and a green bottle opener from Saltgrass Steakhouse that I got on Father’s Day.
Robin
house key, car key, key to the trunk of the car, my parents key, his parents key, keys to two desks at work (neither of which I sit at), remote to car, savings cards to Big Bear, Kroger, Petco, and Blockbuster, the ID number tag to my old car, a small pewter shoe that hangs off a short bike chain, a lottery ticket scratcher, an army can opener that belonged to his Grandfather, a Kessler fob shaped like a bowling ball and pin, a knife (on it’s own ring so it can be removed when entering Federal buildings), beads that spell AMOS, a small plastic zipper bag, and a mini nail file.
5 keys
And a fairly large Swiss Army Knife. Make the damn thing weigh two pounds or something. But it’s saved my ass on a few occasions.
Numerous keys and a brass replica of a ticket to " The Merchant of Venice"…the first play of the Ashland (Oregon) Shakespearen Festival fifty-some years ago. I have been there eight times, and I was there during the 50th anniversary celebration. I just LOVE Shakespeare, and Ashland.
Ticket prices then were 50 cents. Heh. Now you have to mortgage the house.
Nine keys, one of whose purpose escapes me. The keyholder itself was given to me by my sister, who bought in San Francisco in the early '80s.
As far as I can tell it’s supposed to be a sperm cell. I’m positive that never occured to my sister.
It’s metal and has a round head with two “eyes,” a 2½" zig-zag tail that the keys go on and a small threaded cone that screws onto the end of the tail to retain the keys. Engraved on the head, in styilized text, is either 914 mb or 914 mg. It’s hard to tell.
If anybody can explain the inscription or offer an alternative interpretation of what this keyholder represents, I’m all ears (or eyes, I guess).
5 keys:
Car
house (2)
desk at work
file cabinet at home
mini MagLite
Apartment door key
Mailbox key
Apartment gate key
Ingnition key
Door/trunk key (damn Pontiac!)
An old fashioned key (1800’s) I bought for a dollar in Chasn, SC. I call it my skeleton key for chastity belts.
Keys. My car key, my mom’s car key,a mailbox key, front door, back door, and my sister’s bedroom door key.
Remote starter for my car.
Remote door locker for my mom’s car.
A little metal lizard
Keys:
1 key to my old place in San Jose, CA
1 key to my old office in Mountain View, CA
1 key to the gay/straight alliance office I ran in college
1 key to my current place
2 keys to my current office
1 key to my VW Golf
4 keys to 2 friends former apartments
2 keys to a friend’s current apartment
1 key to my ex’s car
Stuff:
Green non-loadbearing carabeener
Silver thing that is hollow and unscrews to reveal a little vial (probably used to hold coke or pills at some point, not by me though)
A brass tag that has a silver moon and the saying “On whose door does the moon not shine”
CVS Extra Care tag
Petco tag
Stop and Shop tag
No wonder my arm’s always tired.
I have many key rings/chains.
keyring is point and squeeze to enable, disable car alarm and/or pop trunk
car key
apartment key
Drachillix’s house key
Drachillix’s bedroom key for to deadbolt his room against roommate who steals his liquor
Keys.
Key for my car.
Key for wife’s car.
House key, which is never used. We come in through the garage.
Key to brother’s storage shed.
Stuff.
Remote starter for my car.
Remote starter for wife’s car.
A dooflichtey which holds a small knife, figernail file, and a screwdriver, bottle opener, on one side, and a fingernail clipper on the other side.
Lastly, a picture , in a plastic holder, of my wife and I. It was taken at the Hofbrauhaus. Both of us were holding litre mugs of beer, and I’m wearing a Tyrolien (sp) hat.
mailbox key
car key
Fiancee’s car key
Parent’s house key
my apartment key
fiancee’s apartment key
Harris Teeter
…and a [otaku fanboy]chibi Gundam Wing Zero. [/otaku fanboy]
Three keys and a pewter cross.
and two naked rings that serve absolutely no purpose.
Well…neither does one of the keys since the damned car won’t GO.
Two keys - one for my car, and one for my grandparents’ house (my parents never lock their place and I know how to get into mine without a key).
One Guinness bottle opener (YAY!!).
One…well, I suppose you could call it a mini-wallet. It has three small pockets into which one can slide cards, driver’s license, and cash, as well as a small zippered pocket for a little bit of change. Since I don’t carry a purse it’s probably the most useful item I own. Next to the Leatherman in my glove box.
Four keys, including a handcuff key. Leatherman Micra, Infinity LED tasklight, small length of lanyard with colored beads.
My keyring makes me feel like I’m always ready for adventure!
House key
Car keys (main car)
Car keys (other car)
Work key
Mailbox key
Pool key
Storage unit key
Unknown key
Coil key ring - this way I can loop the keys around my wrist and KNOW where they are at all times.
Swipey (magnetic stripe) fobs from:
- Blockbuster
- Kash ’ Karry (discount card)
- Winn-Dixie (discount card)
- county library
- Goodings (discount card)
- ABC Liquor store (discount card)
Headless ceramic zebra - cutesy chubby little guy I bought at Epcot, but I accidentally dropped my keys on a ceramic floor and his little head snapped clean off. So now his head is sitting on the monitor like an exotic version of The Godfather and his body travels around with me. I got bored at work and colored the neck and chest with a red marker (of course).
keys:
friend’s locker key
4 house keys
the key to my brother’s flat
key ring:
the Strokes (yaya!)