Some of these posts fit nicely with my theories about scent-marking among humans.
For me, it’s just a matter of courtesy. If a little boy walks in, and some big galoot is using the short one, he’s gonna have to wait for that one fixture he can reach.
I vastly prefer the junior urinal. I do not know why, but its just more relaxing, during my moment of relaxation. Actually, I think I do know; when using that,I’m better aimed at the direct center. Not sure why this is, since I’m actually a fairly tall guy, but it just seems a better fit. Go figure.
There are different types of urinals, which require different approaches. The main difference is whether the bowl is full of standing water or not. If there’s water, and you’re at the junior urinal, it’s splash city.
[aside]When I first hit “Preview Post” I hadn’t written anything, I was just trying to see if the quotes above were right, but I got the following instead of a preview:
Folks, while this is an amusing thread, you all should know that the short urinal is mandated by ADA compliance regulations, which states that the ADA accessible urinal can be no more than 17 inches from the floor.
It is a common misconception that these urinals are for children.
The key to reducing splashback is to have your stream hit the urinal wall at a very low angle, as opposed to hitting close to the perpendicular. The low urinal allows you to angle the stream down so that it hits the back of the urinal and quietly flows down into the water. Almost zero splash. On the other hand, if you can’t aim (those of you saying you pee on top of it or on your shoes), please stick to the urinal that’s as close to your crotch as possible.
As a guy who often has to design rest room layouts, I admit that I’ve never thought about placing the short urinal between two regular urinals. Maybe next time.
However, if you walk into any rest room that I have designed, you will notice that I always specify the most wonderful thing know to man, the urinal partition (ok, so I exaggerate a bit). 18 inches of steel or laminate positioned between pissoirs. It won’t do away with the position games, but it gives some comfort when you have to pick the urinal that is next to an occupied one. It won’t be perfect, but you won’t have to leave without relieving yourself.
What’s your problem?
Inferiority complex?
Penis envy?
Immaturity?
Second childhood?
The porcelain was gleaming white, from floor to above the waist, with a large pool of water at the bottom. One man was overherd to say “It sure is cold” to which the second replied “Deep too.”
So spingears, are you telling me that if you were in an empty bathroom and the next guy who entered came in and occupied the urinal right next to you, you wouldn’t be a little bit uncomfortable? (ssuming you’re a guy anyway. If not, what are you doing in the guy’s bathroom?)
I, too, hate the stick-out urinals. What are we, women? Are we going to sit down in the urinal? Hell no. We want something to piss ON, not piss IN.
Therefore, the finest urinals, I declare, are those glorious full-legnthers. Floor-to-ceiling, baby. It’s like pissing all over the wall, but you don’t get in trouble.
The best example of this are the urinals at the public men’s restroom at Jones Beach, New York. They’re basically a flat wall with some drains on the bottom.
I’ve only dealt with the piss-trough once in my life before. I THINK, though I’m not for certain, that it was at the Aggie arena at Texas A&M. Boy, did that suck.