I’m being serious. I was talking to a young co-worker recently and we started talking about movies and I didn’t know a thing about 90% of what he was talking about since I haven’t watched a Hollywood movie in years. To be clear, I define watching as sitting down and intently paying attention, not just having the movie on and glancing at the screen every few minutes at most.
My co-worker said he was going to see Bad Boys 3 that weekend, but come Monday, when I asked him how it was, he just muttered that it was okay and nothing more. I didn’t watch a movie last weekend, but I could talk enthusiastically about the Asian variety shows I did watch if asked. And one of the shows I watch rarely has a clunker episode.
Which got me to wondering, am I really missing anything? Yes, I know individual tastes vary and there’s good and bad movies from any country, but on the rare occasion I see a movie trailer on TV (I watch mostly specialty channels like Food Network, Discovery and History), there’s nothing compelling to me.
The last Hollywood movie I know I watched is Despicable Me (2010) in the theater while my car was being serviced. And the only Hollywood movie I have in my viewing queue is Christopher Robin, which I got months ago.
I have zero interest in super hero movies which seems to be all the rage now. Same with the majority of sci-fi movies which play too loosely with the realities of science. While a drama or comedic movie may have some appeal, I know (at least from past experience) that 95% of the time, there will be a known beforehand happy ending which to me is boring. Horror movie trailers sometimes look interesting, but at least from what I see, there’s nothing truly new. I do like some animated Disney movies (I do watch Disney and Nick TV shows), but have no interest in live action remakes.
While an argument could be made that proof of the popularity and quality of Hollywood movies is their popularity overseas, especially in China, I would argue that since many times the movies are dubbed, IMO, ~30-40% of the movies artistry is lost by the replacement voice actors, no matter how good they are. And if the movie is subbed, there’s the issue of losing part the visual aspect while reading the subs and the lack of accuracy in the translation. I’d give the retained artistry of subbed movies 80-90%.
Ahhh…you say. So if you fully understand English, you’re able to get 100% of the benefit of the artistry of the movie. But the question comes back to: What artistry? Do Americans watch Hollywood movies because they’re good or because they’re there? Is 100% of fair to good better than 80-90% of very good to excellent?
To be clear, there are good number of Hollywood movies I enjoy, but those are largely pre-early 2000’s when I largely stopped watching those types of movies.
So back to the subject line…What’s so great about current Hollywood movies?