I’m finishing up on the final year of my degree, which means that at some point in the next year, I’m going to have to enter the Real World™. After looking through page after page of jobs that are going in the IT industry, still nothing has struck me as something I’d love to do – my talents lie in coding, and there’s no way I want to be doing that for the rest of my life (sorry to any coders out there, but I once stayed up until 4am debugging some code when all I’d done was miss a ; out. No thanks!)
The Government here in the UK is running endless bloody adverts about teaching. The short of it is, that I’m pretty good at explaining stuff (although strangely, I’m finding explaining my situation in this post quite awkward.) So… teaching is an option that I’m interested in looking at.
The information that is available on Teach.gov.uk is comprehensive about the technical parts – application and so on, but when it comes to actual teacher testimonials, things are a little more flaky:
It’s nice, but it’s, let’s face it, slightly patronising. While I’d love to think that every day is as the adverts promise – endless laughs, kids smiling and being ridiculously cheerful – 14 years in the education system has taught me that classes are more like kids borrowing cigarettes, stealing each other’s pens and taking the piss out of the teacher. This is inaccurate to a point; there are many good students, and some teachers are engaging enough to make you care, whatever the material they are teaching, and there are some classes where people pay attention.
I’d love to hear some real comments from those who have been at either side of the classroom. Is there any hope for a teacher who’d describe themselves as “normal”? What are the students really like on a day to day basis? In fairness, the students are the one thing that worry me slightly. I’ve seen some merciless little bastards, and once a teacher has shown a weakness, it can get nasty.
I’ve rambled on far too much here, for what can simply be summarised as, “what’s it like being a teacher?”
I thank you in advance.