What's that, you say? What's growing in my garden?

She said it lives. I think that means it moves of its own accord.
If cabbage did that, I would chase it.

Snails or slugs?

Slug Signorino?

Ding ding ding.
We have a winner folks!!

Here’s you’re reward @Spoons:name_badge:

escargot, anyone?

I was going to guess… this. I heard they come in different colours. And taste like chicken.

Snails taste good if you throw enough garlic butter on them. But so does anything.

Woo-hoo! Thanks, @Beckdawrek ! Actually, I should thank everybody. Their questions, and your clues led me to the answer.

Thanks also for the prize. Now, if I only had a recipe …

FEED ME! Seymour.

Whew! Even though I failed to guess the correct answer, I am relieved to know what it is. I was going to be tormented until my curiosity was satisfied.

  • Ed: There’s a girl in the garden.
  • Shaun: What?
  • Ed: In the garden, there is a girl.