Inspired by the Insurrectionary Theory thread (and with permission from the moderators):
You have been selected as the Commander-in-Chief of the Glorious Revolution. For reasons shrouded in mystery (perhaps it’s Bronies, ObamaCare, or MoveOn.org just decided to go for broke one day - the cause isn’t important) the time has come to water the tree of liberty once again. You’re in charge, you can order your minions to obtain whatever personnel, equipment, or circumstances are necessary to succeed, and they’ll faithfully execute whatever strategy you decide upon.
Keep in mind, times are tough and we’re fiscally-minded revolutionaries, so we don’t want to incur unnecessary expenses or waste. We’re also not blood-thirsty so unnecessary loss of life should be avoided if possible. How would you overthrow the federal government in as economical and effective way as possible? What would you need to succeed? How would you do it?
Could you pull it off with four middle-schoolers, a pocket knife and a book of matches? You and your hunting buddies? Seal Team 6? The entire 10th Mountain Division and a couple of Carrier Battlegroups? Just need Gov. Perry to declare Texas’ independence?
“Success” is achieved when the federal government (but not necessarily state or local .govs) no longer have the ability to exercise meaningful control over 50+% of their territory / population. Tax evaders go unpunished, federal agencies like the EPA, ATF, DEA, are unable to enforce their rules / statutes, federal courts and Congress (if they are still in session) are ignored and new laws aren’t actually acted upon, troops under federal command have either been defeated or ignore orders to enforce the Executive’s will, etc.
P.S. Yes, actual revolution is of, course, highly illegal and treasonous. If George Washington had been captured, the British would have presumably hung / shot him, and the same fate awaits you if you fail (and almost certainly awaits you if you were to attempt such a thing in reality, as opposed to this thought exercise on an Internet forum).