Once when my girlfriend and I were going at it quite vigorously, and I was hot and sweaty and panting for breath I said (not seriously) “I’m gonna die”.
Without missing a beat her response was “Die happy”. That really made me smile.
Any other ideas?
That’s not a bad way to go but for me, just about any rapid method is fine providing it lacks premonition.
At age 99, in my girfriend’s bed, shot dead by a jealous husband. 