About a month ago I had a drink called a “Toxic Waste”. It consists of 1 shot of 151, 1 shot of everclear, and some cranberry juice. The person that made it for me insisted I shoot it. Which I did. It was awful. Later that same evening I had the 2nd nastiest drink, a “Dirty German”. I think it was just a mix of Vodka, and Tequila. I didn’t see the person make it, but it was god awful.
Needless to say, I let it spew that night. After I made a fool of myself.
Indygrrl-I had a similiar drink called the “4 J’s”. It’s same as your drink, but with Johnnie Walker. Straight nasty!
When I went to uni in Leeds, we held a Christmas party, and the drink of choice was Rubbish Tip Punch. This consisted of all the alcohol that could be found in the residence, including several cans of cheap lager, a couple of bottles of hard cider, Old Elizabethan Sherry, malt liquor, MD 20/20, and the half-bottle of Jack Daniels that somebody nicked from my room (the bastards!), all tastefully mixed in a plastic-lined garbage can. It was impossibly, gut-wrenchingly, bad, yet several of the participants managed to drink several pints of it.
This was also the drink that launched our residence catchphrase. One of the attendees bravely tried to drink some of it without having steeled himself with several “normal” drinks. He made a face and blurted, “Tastes like f***in’ ass!”
I once had a drink called “The Cloud” that was both nasty tasting and strong enough to strip the enamel off your teeth. Not surprisingly, I don’t remember what was in it. It was weird though because it had some white substance in it that was precipitating and gave the drink a gritty texture.
Anyone know what this drink was, cause I’ve never seen it again and I can’t find it on the on-line drink mix sites. I’m guessing “The Cloud” was just the bar or bartender’s name for it.
One night in Key West, a bunch of friends and I were playing a game where we work our way through a list of 18 shots over the course of the night. We call it the “18 Holes” game and the “winner” is the one who is willing to play most holes. Well, that particular year, a few of us really got on a run and made it though all 18 (a rarity for us) and had to go into sudden death overtime. As one might imagine, we didn’t have a lot of mental acuity by this time, so we were having trouble thinking up new shots to do. Finally we decided to make one up, so the “Third Term Abortion” was born:
Southern Comfort
Tomato Juice
Grapefruit pulp
It seemed OK, but we’ve tried them since for nostalgic reasons and I can’t say I would recommend it to anyone now.
My favorite shot, though everyone I know claims it’s the most disgusting, is half Jaigermeister and half Tabasco sauce. If the bar has a habanero-based hot sauce instead of the fairly weak Tabasco sauce, go for it! After the fourth or fifth shot, your stomach is burning and you’re sweating, but it’s oh so good!
Fill half a shot glass with good vodka. Then, slowly, pour in raspberry liquer, down the side of the glass - it won’t mix with the vodka this way. Add a few drops of tabasco sauce, and down in one.
Whilst visiting France this Summer, I was introduced to a particualrly hardcore variation of the Brain Haemorige (sp?) using the usual Baileys as the “brain” with Creme de cassis (a kind of alcholic blackcurrant cordial) as the “blood”, and best of all, homemade Eau de Vie (made from distilling rotting fruits-yum!) as the “fluid”. Absolutely horrid, but guarenteed to make me chatty.
My brother has told me of a game he plays with his roommates at university, in order to get drunk quickly before going out, thus ensuring a cheap night out. The game’s name is “arrogance”. Basically, the players assemble whatever kinds of alchol they have lying around in one place- lots of different spirits, beer, liquors, whatever, and a pint glass. As you go round the group, somebody fills the glass up with as much as he wants to of any drink, and then flips a coin. If he calls correctly, he passes the glass on, but if he calls incorrectly, he downs the whole lot in one go. :eek:
Give me a nice Flaming Sambuca with coffee beans in it any day.
On my birthday I was given a “Colombian Whorehouse”, which is half a shot of tequila and HALF A SHOT of Tabasco, with a couple drops of lemon juice to cover the odor somewhat.
Burps were still producing an incredible burn the next evening… Duke , where do you get Mad Dog in the UK?
There was this guy’s shop in Leeds…I can’t remember where it was, but, yeah, he sold MD 20/20. It was the same place I bought the Jack. I think it was about two blocks from the kebab shop…
Yes, you can tell I’d been drinking when we went there. I never saw Mad Dog anywhere else.
Car bombs are actually pretty tasty, especially with a good whisky. This past Sunday (where half my usual bar buds didn’t have to work the next morning due to MLK day) the shot orders started, and kind of snowballed. They went like this:
Heavies (no idea whether its a real drink, it was a mix of different flavored Stoli and liquors mixed into a highball galss, tasted a lot like Hawaiian Punch) Washington Apple Chocolate Cake
Car bombs
Ah the fun that ensues when you’re a bar regular and you order “a round of shots”. And yes, we had a designated driver, especially since the above was on top of our usual beer/Gin&Tonic/Rum&Coke depending on the drinker.
There has also been the Dirty Bong Water (a perfect description of how it looks, but it tastes good).
You all lose compared to the shot I am about to reveal. Although I have not done this myself, I have seen it done. Here’s the scenario:
We were all doing shots, and were doing stoplights (three shots of vodka, mixed with melon liquer, banana liquer, and grenadine.) The, we mixed the banana liquer with rum, the result? A pleasant rumnana. Tasted kinda like a banana runt. Well, being that we were tipsy and immature, someone had the idea of…are you ready for this? .
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Yes, it is what you think, and yes, someone did drink it. He made $100 off of it, though, $33 of which came from me.
The simultaneously best, and worst drink I’ve ever had was called a Bob Marley. In Jamaica (natch) the bartender filled up a 1/2 pint glass with 4 liquors that stacked neatly on top of one another. Light it up, knock it down. 4 of those and five red stripes in two hours, and I didn’t wake up until the next day (I passed out about 2 in the afternoon). —good times
As far as I know, you can’t. You might be able to in Revolution, or one of the vodka bars, but I’ve never actually seen it in a bar - its a Polish speciality.
