Lately I’ve been seeing cheap ads (black and white photographs with voiceover) about this…group on primetime television. The most recent was the last episode of Quantum Leap.
As far as I can tell, their purposes, to the extent that they can be said to have any, is to spread the word of Jesus. And…that’s it. (They use the “activist” hashtag, for whatever that’s worth.) No trying to get people to church, no grubbing for cash, it’s all very low-key and…black and white.
At first I figured that this was the usual Christian practice of preaching and bible-thumping while ignoring all problems and doing absolute jack squat to fix anything in the world, ever (a mentality the Church repeatedly clubbed me over the head with an 18-wheeler for pretty much every day of high school, but I digress). But from the looks of it, this is a pretty nice bunch, and they’d really like to make some positive change. Trouble is, their method seems to be quoting bible versus and very nicely asking other people to fix things, and, well, I’m fully aware of what kind of track record that has. Look, guys…we know. Woe unto scribes and Pharisees, multiplying the bread and fishes, Lazarus come forth, render unto Caesar, whoever’s without sin cast the first stone, water into wine, not by bread alone, poor in spirit, house of prayer/den of thieves, we freaking know, okay? But remembering how Jesus got flogged by the Roman authorities isn’t going to be much comfort to the next victim of police violence, and not a single mass shooting victim is ever going to make a Lazarus-style comeback.
So what’s the deal? Shelling out for commercial time so you can remind me that some people really put stock into invisible space unicorns? Okay, cool, thanks for sharing. Please be completely useless to someone else now.