What's The Deal With Svalbard?

[Illuminatiprimus]

@Tapioca_Dextrin

It’s an attempt to stop rampant alcoholism. There is no sunlight for three months of the year, you can’t go outside, there are very few women - the temptation to drown yourself in a bottle of vodka or two looms very, very large for a lot of people.

Alcohol + sex starvation + friendly and accommodating gay guy (i.e. me) = profit!

[aruvqan]

I still think it would be a blast to visit …

Hm, we have some tourist agents in the dope? I see a group trip with some sort of group discount …