i’m really good at knowing where everything my husband is looking is. like a savant!
Hello, McFly! 
I naturally write cursive backwards with my left hand – I don’t recall if I’ve tried it, but I’ll bet I’d do the same thing with print. I have to force it to write “correctly” and even then, I’ll get partway through a word or letter when I’m back to writing backwards. It’s messy, but I would assume it would get nicer if I practiced.
I can wiggle my scalp – just some weird thing I discovered by accident as a kid. It wiggles my ears at the same time and freaks people out.
I can imitate and thereby annoy the heck out of chickens (I really wish I knew what I was saying to them – some types of chickens begin looking at the ground, others want to rip my face off). I can also imitate sheep to get them to respond, as well – though not as reliably as getting chickens to respond. I can imitate certain cat sounds and they will talk back sometimes. (All the result of growing up on a farm)
On the other hand, maybe he can find the “for” you’ve clearly lost.
For some reason I can remember phone numbers really well. I once freaked out a friend I hadn’t seen a long time , 10 years By chance I ran into her one night with some friends at a bar, she wanted to give me her number and i cited it off the last number she had. It was were she used to live with her mother who still has that number. Totally freaked her out.
A little rain man in me I suppose…yeah
I’m really good at memorizing page numbers.
So I don’t have to use bookmarks.
But I do anyway, because I like the novelty of bookmarks.
So it’s pretty much a useless skill.
Nema! Reve dna reverof!
Yep, just checked, and still got it. I’ve never met anyone who can do quite as diabolical-sounding and intimidating recitation of the Lord’s Prayer backwards as I can.
Also I can balance a broom on my nose.
I know every Wold Series Most Valuable Player from 1955 to the present. And I can recite them while drunk.
I am one of the fastest face-painters in the world. My record was 600 paintings in one day
mysteriously make any baby stop crying?
How about the ability to make a baby mysteriously start crying? I am great at that.
I can wiggle my ears. Not like an elephant,but enough that some motion is visible. Not sure how I can do this. I can also arch my eyebrow(inexplicably,only the right one)to a very cool sardonic angle.
Rarely can anyone climb joke mountain with me. I have the ability to remember jokes, yet I’m terrible with names. 
I used to play Battlefield 2 a lot. It’s an online multiplayer first-person-shooter for the PC that keeps track of all kinds of stats. How may times you’ve died, killed, how many players you’ve stabbed, blew up with C4, etc. I specialized as the Anti-Tank class, and a couple years after it came out, I was ranked 66 in the world with the anti-tank weapon, and top 1100-something with the DAO-12 shotgun, out of however million ppl who bought it. Totally unintended - I never played competitively, or even laddered - and utterly useless. It passed the time nicely though, and I met some decent ppl through the clans I joined and gamed with.
I can do a very credible imitation of Elmer Fudd reciting Poe’s The Raven.
Ooh, could we get a link to a YouTube clip of this?