“Free beer tomorrow”.
This wasn’t even meant to deceive; just a throwaway joke on my regular bar’s LCD. Yet I dragged my new girlfriend there the next day just to see the same display. Hormones, I guess.
“Oh, you don’t want any of that pecan pie. It tastes yucky.”
Said by several of my aunts, usually while holding a plate containing a slice of pecan pie.
For a very long time I believed in the existence of pineapple trees.
swallowing may also prevent pregnancy.
No, you’re not naive. This one is definitely true. Just ask my oldest sister, born six months after my parents were married. 
Premature and 8 lbs.
Exactly what I was going to post. With hindsight I’d say the reality dawned on me when I was about 30 (1980). No particular trigger- I just realized what silly bullshit the “greatest nation on earth” schtick was.
I would think it’s possible, the same way it’s possible for me to win the lottery twice. I’m sure somebody out there has done it, but it will never be me and I will never know them.
“Beatniks are cool.”
“Poetry is cool.”
“Poverty is cool.”
“Normalcy is uncool.”
Pretty much this. Theoretically possible but highly unlikely unless a significant amount of semen is introduced into the vagina. It takes more than one sperm to fertilize an ovum, it takes a team to wear down the ova’s cell wall to let one sperm successfully enter. And since most sperm will be desperately trying to penetrate things that are NOT the ovum, success depends on large numbers.
It’s like you’ve met my mom!
Not so much a lie but an assumption on my part. It was not all that long ago that I learned that ponies were not young horses.
mmm
Almost everyone not a horse person seems to think that, so don’t feel alone. Some of it is not knowing the nomenclature (foals are young horses, ponies are short horses), some of it is lack of observation (they look entirely different) due to lack of interest.
I know nothing about vast areas of human endeavor (football? cars?) but I can’t remember a time I didn’t know what ponies were.
“Too much sex is a bad thing, you will get desensitized to it”
With or without soy sauce?
I was still somewhat a kid at the time but I believed that the first time you are stung by a bee, you’ll be OK, but it will cause you to be potentially fatally allergic to all subsequent bee stings for the rest of your life. I thought that was how the anaphylatic shock stories worked.
If semen gets on the skin of the perineal area, it can indeed lead to pregnancy.
Was FREE BEER the name of the house band?
Got a cite for that claim?
“Is it sweet though? Here (zzzzzzzzip) let me have a taste…”