What's the most obvious lie you've ever believed past childhood?

Mine is sad on multiple levels.

When I was around eight years old, we had a little black terrier mix named “Bear” and he was my buddy. He was sweet and gentle, but also very protective of our house and family. One night a neighbor came in the door without knocking and Bear bit her in a place that nobody wants to be bitten; she was ultimately hospitalized. Even at 8, I knew this was a Very Bad Situation, but there was hope! My uncle was a police lieutenant and while he couldn’t ensure that Bear would get to stay with us, he did know of a police department in another state that needed a police dog and Bear had proven himself to be so brave that they would take him!

I am now 42 years old. Not too terribly many years ago, we were at a family function and sharing stories of our past pets, and I - a 40-year-old man - shared the story of Bear, who had left home to become a police dog. It took a good minute of my family staring at me before I realized, for the first time in three plus decades, what had actually happened to Bear. :frowning:

I assume “endorsed” is a Britishism, but does it mean limited? Suspended? Revoked?

I know someone who got a DUI for drunk biking. :smiley:

If you go to a bad part of town in a big city you will get mugged with high (say 33%) probability.

I read somewhere that they changed it because “some people” associate Kentucky with racism. A pretty pointless move by a company whose mascot is a stereotypical southern colonel.

There’s been a giant list of reasons I heard KFC been renamed for in the past

-They thought the word fried had too many negative connotations

  • What they served could no longer legally be called chicken (genetically modified chickens that were made to be fatter)
  • The state of Kentucky filed a lawsuit for royalties for using their name
  • When expanding overseas didn’t think foreigners would understand Kentucky was a place and not a style of food.

I don’t think they ever gave an official reason but the fact that Kentucky Fried chicken is such a long name and everyone was shortening it to KFC anyway makes it seem like it was purely for brand awareness reasons.