What's the most original version of "Star Wars" I can practically get for my daughter?

[TBG]

When I was a little kid, Luke was the coolest. Then I got older and realized Han was a total badass.

[Lasciel]

@silenus

It may be about Luke, but Luke is boring.

Boring I could handle. Whiny and emo is just too much.

[BMalion]

“Open the blast doors!”