yeah, about that, sorry man, I try to keep them corralled but they keep getting loose.
Damn things…
…nothing but a pain in the ass:D
My wife had back labor. like you the epidural caused Bad things to happen. Crazy Bitch threatened the doctor over the C-section and went 15 hours to get Stubborn Little Shit Guestling to come out. I still give her back massages once a week, 7 years later.
In my early twenties I had a clogged tear duct. To unclog it the doc used a skinny metal tool which he drove through my tear duct. Holy hell, he gave me no warning about what he was going to do. Probably because had I known, I would have ran out of the office. If it ever happens again, I will just live with tears running down my face all day long.
When I was 17, I was standing on the side of the road with some friends at night, and the next thing I knew I was on the ground with EMT’s over me. A man on a ten speed hit me head-on, his front wheel went right between my legs. My face hit his helmet and it broke my jaw, shattered my cheekbone, and broke the orbit of my eye.
I guess I’ve been lucky; the worst pain I’ve ever experienced have been gas bubbles - agonizing, and leave me in the undignified position of hunched on my knees in the bed with my ass up in the air, trying very hard to fart it out. The leg cramps I used to get were just as bad - I’d wake up with my leg in flaming pain, terrified to move, lest it knot up into an immovable mass of even worse pain. Nothing to do but breathe and wait for the muscle to relax.
It wasn’t quite pain in the way of cramps or, evidently, kidney stones, but the forty-eight hours after I was diagnosed with flu was a hellish misery. Sickest I have ever been in my life. I Do. Not. Miss. my flu shot, anymore.