What's the oldest thing in your refrigerator?

I have to know why.

Nothin’ older than six years, since that’s when I moved in.

But I think my Aunt Zelda (died sometime in the mid 1990s) is still in my family’s freezer, since they didn’t have the money to bury her. OK, just kidding

I quoted to reply aaaaaaand neeeevermind.

It’s so old I’m afraid to drink it.

I have a large aerosol bottle of Evian that I think I bought in like 1994 in the back of the icebox. It’s probably still good, but I don’t spray my face too much so there it sits. Every time I happen to see it I think, I should really spray myself because that’s what I bought it for, but then I’m like, I don’t feel like getting it out, taking off the lid and spraying my face.

I also have a mini bottle that I got to carry in my purse about four years ago, but I never use that either. It’s in one of my handbags somewhere. I’m just not into spraying my face.