Twenty-nine years ago you said, “Richard Spears, author of the splendid ‘Slang and Euphemism’, says the word may be a disguise of the French foutre” Perhaps so; the now-quaint synonym “futter” is said to have been invented by none other than Captain Sir Richard Francis Burton from foutre. He certainly was familiar with both the act and the language.
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While I realize that Cecil was quoting another, far less diligent researcher, a couple of those synonyms struck me as dodgy.
Having “a bun in the oven” was a euphemism for pregnancy, not sex. (reference
Also “pizzle” is slang for the penis, not sex (Wikipedia reference here but you could also google “pizzle rot” if you’ve already had your dinner (admittedly this is most likely to occur just before the mating season so is perhaps not definitive).
What source says this about the word “futter?”
You left out my all-time favorite euphemism. “Getting your pole greased” It’s from the novel “Paper Moon” by Joe David Brown. They left that out of the movie for some reason.
Partridge, in a Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English.
Taking it back a step, I see a problem. Except in Burton’s creative euphemism in the Arabian Nights, foutre is not considered related to fuck, or so says the Online Etymology Dictionary.
Futter is used in two etymologies:
Sword sheath could be a possible source for sexual slang. Vagina would be more likely than sex, though creative minds don’t in fact think alike.
The original question also askss about the original of the phrase “Fuck you”, which Cecil never really deals with.
The important detail is that “Fuck You” is not syntactically correct English.
However, the verbatim translation into German would be “figst du” (or “Figgen Sie” if you prefer to curse people out formally), and that would be syntactically correct German. (A passable English translation of “Figst du” would be “(Hey) You, Go Fuck (something)”)
I read somewhere that fuck was originally an acronym for “Fraternization Under Consent of the King”
Which Cecil points out as being rubbish.
My theory is the “fuck” is onomatopoeia
Having recently been to see Othello, I do quite like the “making the beast with two backs”.
There is indeed a major problem with the column, which is the statement that the word comes from “German”. In normal English, “German” means Hochdeutsch—the language you’re taught in high-school “German” class, and “fuck” is not terribly likely to have come from Hochdeutsch. The most likely possibilities are:[ol]
[li]it was native to Old English to begin with,[/li][li]it came in from Old Norse with the Vikings, or[/li][li](just maybe) it was picked up from Dutch sailors.[/li][/ol]
In all these cases, it is Germanic, but that is not the same thing as German.
I’ve always liked “Spearing the bearded clam” or doing some “horizontal folk dancing”.
I also object to saying it comes from German. What seems most likely to me is that E. “fuck”, G. “ficken”. D. Fokken, the Old N. whatever, all come from a common source in Ur-Germanic. Which might or might not be related to F. “foutre”.
My Partridge is even more bowdlerized than Cecil’s. It says of “fk" that it is one of the two SE (standard English) words that cannot appear in print anywhere in the English speaking world. (The other is "ct”.) My how times have changed!
Yes, you can pick up a lot of things from those Dutch sailors.
Actually, it’s a contraction for Fire Truck. As in “Here comes my fire truck ready to douse your fire!”.
Wow, awesome, I had not realized that anyone else read that book.
He kind of does, though. He suggests a relationship to the German, Dutch and Danish words that also mean “strike” (which has come full circle in American slang: “I’d hit that”). While “Strike You!” does not really work and better that “fuck you”, English is rather a bastard language that is not always syntactically consistent. As long as we get the meaning, precision is not crucial.
What’s syntactically incorrect about Fuck you? It’s no different than damn you or bless you.
I’m loving the euphemisms, keep em comin’.
I can offer this one for penis: the bald headed hermit who works in the dark.
Not sure if it counts as a euphemism…
‘One eyed jack’s yearnin to go a peepin in the seafood store’
- from David Lynch’s ‘Wild at Heart’