What's the point of the Newton/apple story?

I think it was suspected at the time that gravity followed an inverse square law. Before Newton, no one had been able to do the math to show that an inverse square law would imply that planetary orbits were elliptical. They, of course, couldn’t do the math because Newton hadn’t invented it yet.

Almost certainly a myth. To quote the letter published in The Independent on May 7th 2003 by Nigel Palmer, a professor of German at Oxford:

The version attributed to Newton is obviously a variant on the general absent-minded professor trope, fairly or otherwise.

An Apple IIE?

Funny, I thought this thread was going to be about the old Apple Newton tablets…fun times.