If it makes you feel any better, my dentist does that. I’m a D-cup. Never thought anything about it.
I once had a dead mouse in there. Baby caught it in the basement while I was doing laundry. I went upstairs with a load to fold and he pranced around down in the basement tossing it into the air and catching it, very proud of himself. I sat on the couch upstairs and started folding laundry. Next thing I knew I had a 15 pound cat on my lap with a dead mouse in his mouth - he was trying to “feed” the mouse to me, shoving it into my face as I squirmed to get away from it.
He dropped it down my shirt at last and I jumped to my feet and started doing the heebie-jeebie dance all over the living room with my shirt held out, but no mouse dropped out. Finally I took my shirt off and then my bra - sure enough mouse tumbled loose and hit the floor. Baby was on it in a second and ran off down the hall with his prize. That’s about the weirdest thing I can think of to ever end up there.
I almost forgot I started this thread.
Hilarious everyone, the “weird” part is certainly showing up!
I wish cash, M&Ms and glitter would fall out of my wife’s cleavage. All at once. It’d feel like I won the the Publisher’s Clearing House Sweepstakes… but with more boob.
Fluffy, that’s just ooky. But you know your cat loves you.
I think Fluffy wins the thread, that’s just weird! But then again, cats is weird…
I’ve found earrings in there a couple of times, and once one of the nosepad pieces from my glasses. I don’t even remember the pad breaking off, let alone it falling into my cleavage.
I don’t have a cleavage of my own, but my girlfriend does (yay!).
A few weeks ago she lost her workplace keys. Panic ensued, and all the places where searched. I think you can guess where they turned up a few hours later…
“I’ll take ‘Uncommon Commonalities’ for $1,000, Alex.”
“Car keys, needles, moths, dog toenails, leeches, dead mice, and a titmouse.”
“What are the weirdest things found in a woman’s cleavage?”
“Well shit. That’s actually correct. You choose again…”
As an aside, can I ask if others have encountered the women+peanuts+booze=cleavage target practice thing? Pretty funny to watch.
I asked my Mom.
She cocked her head to one side, thought for a moment and then replied,
" A 1973 Buick Riviera. "
Oh yeah, I found a cell phone in there once, but it wasn’t like it accidentally wound up there. Sometimes when getting ready and I need to communicate with someone, I’ll stick my phone in my bra to make sure I hear it when someone calls. So after getting dressed, I was ready to head out the door, but could not find that goddang cell phone! I was moving couch cushions around, searched through my purse three times, looked under my bed, then bzzzz, my boob started buzzing. Oh right!
I wonder if the ladies who hide their phones in their bras ever accidentally make calls or take pictures? :eek:
I found a bee in my cleavage, or should I say a bee found itself in my cleavage, with the expected result. I had one big red boob and one normal noob for a few days.
Besides my cutie mark? After a swim in the lake or ocean, I find sea weed and sand. Same with my hair, once waited to comb it out until the next day, my comb found crumbs of seaweed, a water strider beetle and ladybug bodies and what looked like spider parts…:eek:
Yogurt.
Whilst eating a cup of yogurt and working at my desk, I missed my mouth. Thinking I had gotten all of it off my badge and blouse, I was somewhat surprised a couple of hours later when I discovered a bit of strawberry-pomegranate yogurt squarely centered in the cleavage of my bra.
A very-well known TV newsreader here in Sydney was involved in rescuing orphabned native animals, and wound up being a foster parent to an orphaned flying fox (fruit bats that grow to chihuahua-size) that he named Archie.
Since Archie was of the age where he spent 100% of the time hanging off his mother, the newsreader has since admitted that he read the main evening news bulletin with Archie inside his shirt (wrapped up).