Well this ought to get you thinking.
A 38 revolver. And no I’m not a policeman.
http://www.etoys.com/prod/toy/52437181
Not a little figurine, but so cheap you should buy 5. Too cute. Didn’t get through the other 40 toy items. Etoys is having a huge “Oh christ we gotta raise some cash” sale right now.
On me, as in in my backpack, computer-monitor cleaner. What the hell good it’s going to do in there, I have no idea.
On me, as in on my back and shoulders, some, umm, reminders of an enthusiastic Saturday night in bed (and next to the bed and on the recliner). 
I currently have on me one very[ loud cockatiel with very sharp talons.
When I was teaching, my sister (four years younger than me) would put ThunderCats[sup]TM[/sup] figures in my briefcase. Nothing like reaching in for a pen and pulling out Cheetara[sup]TM[/sup].
featherlou try the grill at KMart for the Curious George stuff - the one near me had CG on a surfbord and a couple of other figures with the purchase of a child’s combo meal.
Leopard print socks 
Biggirl, that’s wierd all right. Keep it up. (Pun intended.)
I’m wearing a pair of pajama pants covered with smiley faces.
Tzel, aren’t you worried about Biggirl’s shoulders getting cold?
I’m wearing those turquoise booties that fit over shoes in an operating room. Pretty swanky.
I have a Digivice in my backpack. It’s a little purple one with yellow buttons. I bring it to school with me every day. You know, just in case I have to … travel inside the computer to save the digital world, or something.
Damn I need help.
grace, i try to pack stuff all the elevator stuckees could use. i gotta admit if i got stuck alone in the elevator, a book would be cracked open. we had a 6 person jacks game going during a 8 hour power loss at work.
Well, I was at a loss, about to say my wedding band, when I decided to go through my wallet - and I found a debit card I reported lost about a month ago. I have no idea how I managed to overlook it when I was searching for it, it wasn’t in the usual place in my wallet but I could have sworn I emptied it out looking for it.
Me too!! … a very cool multicolored HP slinky!!!
Up until a month or so ago, I had my grade 10 Grad Party ticket in my wallet. Just in case I was sucked into a time warp and cast back almost 12 years and just HAD to get into that grad party!!!
Well, let’s see.
On my desk, a bottle of Spontaneous Combustion hot sauce, a bottle of my own chipotle hot sauce, Death Rain dry spice, my Nerf Wildfire with trigger lock so my Managing Directors don’t steal it, my Remote Control Fart Machine (range up to 50 ft transmitter)and a directional sound amplifier.
In my pockets: $13 in bills, my Leatherman Micra, my 4" liner-lock tanto with belt clip, and my car keyring, with ignition key, plastic skull, red LED emitter with a Linux penguin on, and my GREEN laser emitter.
All normal for corporate finance, no?
Maybe that’s why I’m quitting to go do tech support, where my toys will be happier.
I have my Glow in the Dark Computer Goddess[sup]TM[/sup] on top of my monitor. She protects my computer from bad things.
Pocket oddities (doesn’t count leatherman, Swiss army knife, etc): several screwdrivers, lockpicks, clip lead
Desk oddities: a Meanie Baby (the Dalmutation, a 2-headed Dalmation pup), a stack of Harry Potter novels, several disassembled Sparc 5’s, a vial of heather extract, some Hawkbrother feather jewelry, and a picture of a dragon picking his teeth with a lance that says “Sometimes, the dragon wins.”
I could probably list more if I turned around.
Thanks for the Curious George tips, CrankyAsAnOldMan and Screech-Owl. I haven’t seen any in Calgary yet; maybe I don’t shop enough (I guess twice a year isn’t keeping me current
A key ring.
But not just any keyring. This is from the NS Savannah, the first and only commercial nuclear-powered ship. (See this article for details.)
My old company designed this ship. It is now rusting away in the Tidewater area of Virginia. A couple of co-workers got permission to go aboard and explore. One of them found a drawer with the stateroom keys on their original key rings. Mine is from suite 11.
My mother is in a very professional field. And refuses to grow up, I love her!
Most of her toys are Buzz Lightyear toys. When Toy Story 1 came out her boss was exactly like Buzz. (Think “Quickly, we must save the universe from destruction!” or “Buzzz Lightyear to the rescue!”) So we got her Buzz toys. Her coworkers got it…Buzz didn’t. (“I like to see my people happy, happy people are productive. Good Job.”)
She also has toy cars, being that she works in the automotive field. (Really cool toy cars, that light up and make sounds and drive themselves…)
Let’s see, I’ll look through my backpack.
A toy six-shooter that makes electronic noises when you cock the hammer (I love that phrase) and fire it. Complete with holster. If the teachers see that I’ll be expelled.
A mini Furby from McDonalds, it has brown spots and makes a creaky beep sound that’s supposedly a “moo.”
A pair of those plastic glasses with the fake nose, mustache and eyebrows attached.
A set of NASCAR driver action figures: Mark Martin, Dale Jarrett, Bill Elliott, Terry Labonte, Bobby Labonte and Tony Stewart. Tony’s a different series from the rest of them, so he’s somewhat smaller and not as articulated. Mark and Bill can be stood so that they hold hands. I don’t think that’s what the company intended, but… Actually, they usually live in my locker, but I was taking them home today because Bill kept getting stolen.
Back in my locker I have a cactus named Juan Pablo Montoyab*tch, who is sound-activated to do a little dance and sing “I am a cactus! I am a cactus! I like dancing very much! I am a cactus! I am a cactus! Ha ha! Be careful if you touch!” in a loud, manic voice to the tune of La Cucaracha.
Nature Company Poison Tree Frog Boxers. No, really, they’re cute! Red yellow and green frogs on a cream color. Very comfortable.
If yu count a wearable item, I have a pair of Transmetropolitan glasses that I received as a present at hand…