What's the weirdest thing you have on you right now?

You win! That is so cool that I want to ralph. Congratulations, now I want one.

I have mundane geek toys. Star Wars Episode 1 figurines, including a Battledroid (Roger roger), Watto (What are you some kind of Jedi or somethin’ uh?), Darth Maul (At last wwe can have revenge) and Threepio (Naked???).

I also have a little aeroplane from a Kinder Surprise egg.

And two computer mice. Mouses. Meeces. etc, that I do not use. (I normally use my drawing tablet)

And several CDs of top quality pornography that is not mine. I’m just looking after it for a friend. (really)

I have three cockroaches in my jeans pocket. They are about an 1.25" long, made of dark brown rubber, and look quite real. They’re a “surprise” for one of my co-workers. I’m going to put them in our mutal popcorn later on this morning. Bwah hah hah hah.