The worst was the company I bought my computer speakers from, whoever they were. It was some company I found on pricewatch.com. I was living in a college dorm next door to a karaoke barber shop that always played their rap music loud. (Yes, they would actually cut hair in a college dorm while someone rapped on a mic.) I ordered some loud ass speakers for my computer that were supposed to put out over 100 dB so I could drown out their crap. Well the speakers didn’t come for half a year, well after the semester had ended. When I finally got them, they didn’t work. So I sent them back. It took another half a year to get the replacements, after adding a BBB complaint to their huge stack. At least those worked, and I still have them after about 5 years.
This story is a little more involved. It involves both the local cable company - Longview/Kilgore Cable - and the local telephone company - AT&T (previously SBC). When I moved to Longview for the first time, I decided cable internet was probably the way to go since I wanted cable tv anyway. Aside from that, DSL wasn’t offered in the part of town where I was. So I get cable internet and cable tv for $100/mo total. Well when they finally hooked it up, I wasn’t getting the speed I was supposed to. This is where the trouble began. They would send someone out to see what the problem was. That someone wouldn’t get the connection fixed. One person they sent, after realizing my computer had FreeBSD, decided he needed to go get his laptop. I offered to do everything for him, but he just had to have his laptop. I assumed he was going to get it from his truck, but he took off and never came back. I had to call again to get someone else to come out. Another guy had to show me his massive calf muscles and talk about how all the girls at work thought they were hot. Come to think of it, I think this is the guy who fixed my service and gave me free HBO at that, but he was a weird one. It took four or five calls to finally get the speed I was supposed to be getting. They screwed up my bill once too, but they corrected that pretty easily. My cousin was not so luckily. I don’t know if he ever got his corrected.
So I moved away from this town for a while and didn’t have to mess with them anymore. Not far down the road, I came back. Well I didn’t want to deal with them again, so I called AT&T about DSL service. They told me I couldn’t get it where I was. I found this hard to believe since I’m in a dense residential neighborhood just a couple of blocks from two schools and from my friend who had DSL, but they double-checked and said I couldn’t get it. Well I dreaded the thought of using dial-up, so out of desperation, I gave Longview Cable a call. They tried to sell me the triple package (tv, internet, and VoIP) for $100, the same price I was paying before for tv and internet. Well I already had VoIP and I wasn’t interested in tv this time. How much is just internet? The guy actually told me that internet alone was $100. What the fuck?! So I have to pay $100 for just internet when I can get all three for the same price even though I don’t want the other two? I hung up on the guy.
So I decided to check up on wireless internet. I’d heard good things about the wireless internet from AT&T, but rather than deal with someone over the phone, I decide to go to one of the cell phone stores and talk to someone in person. So I asked the guy if I could get some kind of wireless modem that I could connect to my network so all my computers would be able to access it at the same time. He told me I could and asked me for my address so he could look it up in the computer. I had no clue why he needed my address for wireless service. As it turns out, he wasn’t listening very well to what I was saying (or thought I didn’t know what I was talking about) and thought I meant DSL with a wireless router. Well after he looked it up, it turns out I could indeed get DSL at my house. I don’t know if the lady on the phone misheard the street name or what. So I signed up for that.
Well they gave me an estimated date when they would come and turn it on for me. They didn’t need to come in my house but they needed to do something outside of it apparently. So I waited for a few days after the estimated date and there was no sign that they had done it. My modem light was still blinking. So I give them a call to see what’s going on. It took about 10 minutes to actually get someone. Well as it turns out, they had turned on my service. They just couldn’t be bothered to leave a note on my door or anything like that. My modem light was still blinking because I had to register the modem in order to connect. So we get to registering the modem and here’s where the fun part begins.
“What version of Windows do you have?”
“I don’t have Windows.”
“Oh, you have a Mac?”
“No, it’s a PC.”
“Sir, do have Windows Vista or XP or…”
“I have Linux.”
“What’s that?”
I told her it was an operating system. I think she was clueless at this point. She told me they didn’t support Linux and that I should get a Windows computer and call back. Yeah, let me run out and spend $500 on a new computer so I can get my DSL working… I tell her if she’ll just tell me what I should do in Windows, I could translate it to my operating system. She won’t do that, but she decides to transfer me to the next tier of technical support. I figure finally I may get someone who can tell a keyboard from a hole in the ground. Well after waiting several more minutes, the person finally picks up… and can’t hear me! They waited a whole 5 seconds before deciding to hang up. So I try calling in again, waiting on hold again, going through the same crap with the first tier support again, and get on hold for second tier again. This time, I get disconnected while on hold! At this point, I’m pretty pissed off.
So I call in a third time. This time, I tell first tier support I have a Mac. So they transferred me to the Macintosh department. Well thank the gods, I got an American lady. I told her I don’t have a Mac, I have a Linux computer but the two aren’t terribly dissimilar and I wouldn’t be using Linux if I didn’t know what I was doing so if she just gives me the instructions for a Mac, I can probably figure out what to do. She was real nice and did just that. You know what the instructions were? Open my browser and go to a couple of web sites and fill out forms. That’s it… You know what the difference is between opening Mozilla in Debian and going to a website and opening Internet Explorer in Windows and going to a website is? Not a god damn thing! I spent about an hour going through this shit when the first lady could’ve told me to open my browser and go to whatever website I needed to go to. What a load of shit…
To top that off, I found out a couple of months later they weren’t automatically deducting my payments from my checking account like they said they would. They didn’t just say they would, they said they had to or else I was going to have to pay a security deposit. Well apparently neither happened, at least not until I got a $150 bill, called in, and set up the automatic payment thing. And on the two occasions I’ve been short on funds, they try to take the payment two days in a row, hitting me with two $25 fees when I’m almost certainly not going to have the funds the second time. It was my fault I got the first fee, but if there’s no money, quit trying! You’re never getting the money if you keep racking up bank fees for me.
But I have to admit, I’ve hardly had an interruption of service since joining them, unlike the cable company.