That’s right. There is even an
online test for your urinal etiquette. I you don’t do well, it means that you are a sociopath or a woman or something.
Because someone else has already peed on it of course, and if they’re not going to clean up their own urine, they sure as hell aren’t going to clean up someone elses.
Well, it’s pretty rare to get a sudden urge to defectae. Normally you can hold it in for a considerable time till you get to a safe toilet, either at work or at home. But if you really have to go then sitting on a toilet seat would be the lesser evil from of that and pooing your pants.
Also, true germophobes should be aware that the average office desk has more germs than the average toilet seat, yet I don’t see people avoiding contact with office desks. This all seems like the result of some psychological illness or just plain boorishness than anything related to common sense.
We’re not really talking about a true germaphobe though, just people who don’t clean up in public toilets because it is icky.
Also, there is not point washing your hands after going to a public toilet unless you can get out of there without having to touch the door handle.
I use the old “one last paper towel for the doorhande” trick. (Don’t like germs myself, but am not irrational about it)
I’d hardly call it a rare thing. Ever heard of diarrhea?
Yes, I get it rarely and assume other people do too.
My friend Mark said that he saw a woman totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window. I heard that there was this woman who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the woman killed the whole town.
- And we’re not talking about sight here either :rolleyes:
LOL… I dunno I’m just enjoying this thread too much… the Aussie a few posts back that was negotiating streams… “hmm, which is the LAR-jeh quantity” hahaha… dammmn guys…
I personally take huge wads of paper so that none will soak through to my hands and wipe everything dry and it’s a balancing act from there, sitting on enough of my pants to both sit and s*it haha… sometimes, you get lucky and the seat’s dry and they have those gay-ass toilet seat covers that you have to tear the middle out of before you can do anything with 'em … I’ve been sitting "cautious for so long it’s damn weird to fully sit on a seat (toilet seat propolactic installed of course :rolleyes: )… I personally can figure the urine out, much like many of you guys already did… but when it’s # 2 and all over as if bending over caused all of nature to spontaneously combust…we’re talking about “car bomb magnitude” here, lol… Ya gotta, laugh and wonder wtf at the same time… hahaha… some fo these people just have problems… LOL… one certificate short in “Penile Engineering” or what have you… haha
Not entirely related, but IIRC, pulling back the foreskin is not possible for young boys. I think they have to be around 10-12 years old before the foreskin can be fully retracted.
That sounds cool. And by cool, I mean toatally sweet.
What are you, some kind of mammal?
I second this one being a chronic sufferer. Always having to wipe up all sorts of surfaces after a visit. I will have to set up a support group. hmmm need a catchy name!
Assholes, I call them. It’s a condition that coincides with drunkenness suspiciously often. In this case, I wouldn’t be surprised if it was just one guy, saving one third of his bladder for each seat, and running out for the fourth. He probably drank some water right after to return again in fifteen minutes to finish the job.
Where was this, by the way?
Personally, I’d like to understand the anatomical challenges of the woman in my office building who manages to spray urine on the back curve of the seat only, and also on the vertical pipe at the back. I think she’s got to be standing up and facing the toilet, that’s the only thing I can figure. Most of the drips you see in women’s bathrooms are on the front edge, with a few on the sides. Which means…perhaps we have a man visiting our restroom?
M.
I work at Wally World. I work on Overnight Maintenance. This means, once or twice a week, i have to clean the bathrooms. Which means, i get to see some really disgusting shit. (literally and figuratively)
I suspect, most of the vandals are in fact employees. The probably do it becuz
- they think it’s funny.
- to piss off thier fellow co-workers.
- to show thier dissatifaction with thier job/bosses w/ little or no regard to thier fellow co-workers.
But what is even worse, are the sick lazy bastards who take a shit and then don’t flush. :mad:
And a final note of disgust, the WORST and most disgusting messes i’ve found, have been in the WOMEN’S bathrooms :eek:
It’s simple: guys piss all over the toilet seat because it’s in front of the wall.
I’m surprised no one’s said this yet, but women do it, too. Not all, just the ones with bad habits. And it’s more of a spray. I’m not sure if they’re hovering, or what, but don’t do it, or at least clean up after yourselves.
And I *know * urine is (mostly) sterile. I *know * I have to do some pretty amazing contortions to get any into an orifice. But it’s still gross.
does the icky dance
Sometimes the industrial-strength flushing action of public toilets will cause water to splash up unto the seats.
I suspect the most qualified to answer such questions are restraining themselves right now… and yes, truth be told… women have some sloppy lookin’ bathrooms… with the whole “Man-Pig” title that men inherit when something dangles between their legs at birth it’s not so much a shock if a man is a slob… but the “clean and neat” title that women have, bring you to a whole new realization of sanitary habits if you are ever so cursed to hold a position like this and yes women come in germophobe categories as well and they don’t fully sit on the seat… “hover” I believe was the word? haha… bingo you’ve got yourself some “stained-on steel” … and the wall and the back of the seat and the sides of the toilet that pool together… as I said previously … I know no natural phenomenon that would justify the #2 cover toilet though… I mean even if you don’t aim and you’ve been holding it back for hours… as if they’re thinking “well, I made it into the stall, what do you want from me?”… the size of it… the coverage factor… Awh… gees…