I love wearing my fedoras, but I customize all mine. And yes, I wear them with jeans.
I am definitely not a hipster.
No.
Well, this thread reminded me I haven’t bought a new hat in a year. So I went down to Byrnie Utz on my afternoon break and bought one of these.
Think I’m a douche?
GOOD! 
There is no way to wear anything without being thought a douche by self-appointed arbiters of fashion. Wear what you like.
You know one of the primary traits of being a hipster is denial ones own hipsterism.
Also, real hipsters stopped wearing hats in about 2006. Get with the times people!
I’ve always wanted one of these hats. A hat like that is sure to give me vigor, vim, vitality, and punch.
“Devo Red Energy Dome Hat”? I always thought they were upside down plant pots.
Nope. Jell-O molds, IIRC.
Hey! I’m a hipster! Neat!
Perhaps these are those “Urban Sombreros” I have heard tell about.
I customized mine too, and wear it with jeans. And Chucks.
Onward to hipster douchedom! Although on me it looks more faggy (which is what I’m going for) than hipsterish; of course, everything I wear looks faggy, up to and including steel-toed boots.
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Don’t confuse being a hipster with being hip, is all I have to say.
I hate these hats. They’re all over a certain class of tourist in Thailand.
I have a video somewhere that I took of a guy in one of these hats, wearing a wife-beater, and yellow Speedos dancing in a club and thinking he was the dog’s bollocks. It’s horrific.
So, when I’ve been there over the past few years, I’ve formulated the general rule “if you wear a pork pie hat, you are likely to be a douchebag”. This hasn’t been proven wrong so far.
Unless by “hip” you mean “not quite ass, but close enough.”
I’ve got some bad news…
Not to worry - the closest I get to hip is, well, having hips. 
I liked this thread better on vinyl.
