What's with the nasty-ass food old people eat?

Not really. It’s a cyclical churn between the big three. When the public howls about salt, the shelves fill with products reduced in salt; the successful ones have more fat. When fat content is on every news program, there’s an explosion of low- and non-fat products that have jacked levels of salt and sugar. When sugary foods are up on the cross, we get products with reduced sugar and elevated fat.

Because people simply won’t eat most grocery-store foods unless they hit one or more of the “bliss points” of high salt, sugar, fat or a combination.

EW.EW.EW. I got as far as the Meat Fisting part and quit. Its enough to make a breatharian outta me.

Hmm, is this based upon ignorance or bigotry? I’d say both.

But of course your diet of super-hot Cheetoes and Mt Dew is just fine, eh?

Hey you can have my KFC when you pry it from my greasy… woops!

And for the record I’ll go camping in the Klondike, eat salads, drink good whiskey and be mighty appreciative of the opportunity anytime with Mr. Geoff.

Wow. Great responses. Who would have guessed old people would be crabby?

Hey! Kid! Get off my interwebz!!! [shakes fist] :slight_smile:

Dude, that’s so not mayonnaise.

I thought that was the food preference of the Midwest. Add cheese and gravy and you have middle America on a platter.

It seems like most people eat the same food they ate as a kid. I grew up eating pot roast, fried chicken, baked ham, and a variety of vegetables. Still love that food.

Love ranch dressing too. I want mayo on my burger.

Gosh, you mean we’re painting with too broad a brush? :rolleyes:

yes!

and the older I get, the more I think you should get respect just for being old. dammit.

All this tells me is that Old-Worlders are a bunch of Philistines.

Also, I always liked aspic when my grandma would make it.

A basting one. With mayo.

Hey, you sound like my kind of, well, person. If you ever get to Phoenix, I’ll take you with me up one of my daily mountain climbs.

Could be worse. You could take sushi (the rice-roll kind), drizzle cheese all over it, and sell it to New Englanders as “Hybrid Sushi.”

(I’d say “I shit thee not” but just the thought of this stuff and its picture on the sign board give me the runs.)

Here in the Midwest they actually DO sell that sort of “hybrid sushi” at my local grocery store. With a sign on the counter proudly proclaiming “all our sushi full cooked!” I expect to see deep-fried maki any day now.

:stuck_out_tongue: My hot sauce collection seems to grow exponentially with age.

We raised our own turkeys for a few years - the taste and texture are quite different from storebought. If you just go with breast meat - on a store bought bird the meat is almost fluffy textured, on the ones we raised the meat was dense, solid and was almost as flavorful and moist as thigh meat. You can tell the difference between the eggs our birds lay and storebought eggs as well - the yolks are deep gold, solid and dense, the white is dense and doesn’t spread out like the whites of storebought eggs and there is a definite richness in taste. We don’t use medicated feeds, and the birds range our field and eat whatever doesn’t get away along with plenty of cracked corn and mixed grains.

And its modern-day cousin, the IHOP 55+ menu. Grilled Liver!

I’m only 54 and love grilled/fried liver (and actually loved it as a kid).