What's wrong with provoking board-wars?

It’s what closes on Saturday night.

Could be dangerous. Some of those stamp collectors can be mean when cornered (and philately will get you nowhere with them).

I say we play safe and take on a forum for Carmelite nuns first.

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Yeah, we need ourselves a Grenada.

Nah. Let’s go over to the entomology forums and really bug them.

Surely there’s some angling forums we can troll.

And if the people on the etymology forums aren’t nice we’ll have a few words with them.

I say we take it farther and full-out exterminate them!

Or we could go find someone on whom to inflict numismaticide, to coin a term.

Good term. Or we could spend some time needling people on the knitting boards.

Mate, why would we do that? It’s all water under the bridge now.

I guess that would work, though we have to consider that there must be a whole bunch of people on the flower arranging forums.