From “The Warner Brothers Cartoon Companion”:
The square dance from Hillbilly Hare-
Let’s all square dance!
Places all.
Bow to your corner, bow to your own.
Three hands up and round you go,
break it up with a do si do.
Chicken in the breadpan, kickin’ out dough,
Skip to m’loo my darlin’.
The old lady out, you pretty little thing,
promenade around the ring.
Big foot up and little foot down,
make that big foot jar the ground.
The lady steps back and two gents in,
back you go and forward again.
Step right up with an elbow swing,
Skip to m’loo my darlin’
Allemande left with your old left hand,
follow through with your right left hand.
Meet your honey with a great big smile;
Promenade, Indian-style.
Bugs takes over:
Promenade across the floor
sashay right on out the door.
Out the door, into the glade,
Everybody promenade!
Step right up, your doin’ fine,
I’ll pull your beard and you’ll pull mine.
Yank it again like you did before,
break it up with a tug-o’-war.
Now, into the brook and fish for the trout,
dive right in and splash about.
Trout, trout, pretty little trout,
one more splash and come right out!
Shake like a hound, shake again,
wallow around in the old pigpen.
Wallow some more, you all know how,
roll around like an old fat sow.
Allemand with your left hand,
follow through with your right left hand.
Now leave your partner, the dirty old thing,
follow through with an elbow swing.
Grab a fence post, grab it tight,
whomp your partner with all your might
Hit him in the shin, hit him in the head,
Hit him again, the critter ain’t dead!
Whop him low, and whop him high,
stick your finger in his eye.
Pretty little rhythm, pretty little sound,
bang your head against the ground.
Promenade all around the room,
promenade like a bride and groom.
Open up the door and step right in,
close the door and into a spin.
Whirl, whirl, twist and twirl,
jump around like a flying squirrel.
Now don’t you cuss and don’t you swear,
just come right out and form a square.
Now right hand over and left hand under,
both join hands and run like thunder.
Over the hill and over the dale,
duck your head and lift your tail.
Don’t you stray and don’t you roam,
turn around and promenade home.
corn in the crib, wheat in the sack,
turn your partner,promenade back.
Hillbillies walk off the cliff
And now you’re home; bow to your partner.
Bow to the gent across the hall.
And that is all!