When a Man Loves a Chicken (Yes, there's a serious debate here)

[Edward_The_Head]

Well since I haven’t seen this posted yet I’m gonna tell you about sex with chickens!

This actually comes from the book The Dictionary of Unusual Sex Acts and NOT personal experience. When a person has sex with a chicken during orgasim you are supposed to break the neck so you get the death spasms.

This I suppose falls under cruelity to animals, but what if you planned on eating it anyway could they still get you as you have to break it’s neck anyway.

I do not know why I admit to knowing this, I probably shouldn’t have, but there you have it folks the Straight Dope on chicken fucking! I now give myself the following :wally

[rngadam]

*Originally posted by Felice *
a bitch in heat) but when it’s a a dog humping something that’s not a bitch, it’s a signal of dominance. **

Do you also mean that when a male dog humps another male dog this is “dominance”? There’s actually some debate on this:

http://www.salon.com/it/feature/1999/03/cov_15featurea.html

And I quote:

Dominance is the most popular excuse, with animals portrayed as jockeying for status with the ferocity of assistant professors, when they’re only fooling around. “At times, the very word dominance itself becomes simply code for ‘homosexual mounting,’ repeated until it finally loses what little meaning it had to begin with,” Bagemihl writes.

Now, what does this mean when a dog humps a human? I dunno. But your assumption as to why they do this may be incorrect.

[wayward]

[Mekhazzio]

*Originally posted by aynrandlover *
As well, I don’t know that women can successfully mate with male dogs, but what the hell, if you want to why not try it?

It’s quite possible with a medium-sized dog, but not the really large ones due to anatomical differences that don’t exactly make themselves known until it’s too late (at which point you would get to spend thirty minutes or so in pain, because they can’t “pull out” until they’re unaroused again) As I understand, it’s supposed to be fun stuff, since they go at it so long and enthusiastically, and in the very least, the previously-mentioned difference would make it very unique from a human male. Dogs are actually one of the most sexually compatible animals there is, with a libido off the charts (for the males, at least)

Also, on a somewhat different tangent: I believe that those human women who prefer their dog to human partners do not usually engage in intercourse with the canines. How to put this delicately? Well, a dog has a much more …flexible… tongue.

A rough tongue, though. Being male myself, I can’t really comment on what that might mean, but I would think it wouldn’t be too terribly comfortable. On the other hand, dogs will enthusiastically lick you (no peanut butter required) …I mean, watch em sometime. They lick themselves, other dogs, and anything that sits still long enough…why not you?

I’d go on, but this is probably more than y’all really wanted to know anyway.

[Jeffro]

RoboDude

Seriously, what should our policy be regarding bestiality?

I knew I had this in my somewhere in my computer it just took me awhile to find it. This is from “NEWS OF THE WEIRD”
not sure of the date. Check out the second story.

British TV Program Guide: The BBC gave one more try in
December to save the 1980s hit program “One Man and His Dog,” whose
viewership has fallen off; the program consists entirely of shepherds (each with his dog)competing to efficiently herd sheep into pens (although producers jazzed it up by equipping some sheep with microphones to capture their “baa’s”). ** a Fall 1999 British-made documentary, “Hidden Love: Animal Passions,” reported on practitioners in Missouri’s “zoophile” community (i.e., humans romantically involved with animals), including an interview with an uncloseted zoophile
gushing over his “wife” Pixel, a horse; said one activist, “We are not
sick at all. Zoosexuality is (merely) an alternative lifestyle.” **

Uggghh!

[pldennison]

*Originally posted by zen101 *
**As for women doing it with dogs and stuff, well I don’t think you can force a male animal to have sex if it does not want to. No boner, no go. Also if the animal ejaculates thats’ kinda’ the proof that it had a good time right? I don’t know why a woman would do it, but then thats not the OP. **

Not only does this ignore the fact that human women can be charged with raping human men (erections can be induced under many circumstances, sexual desire being only one), it’s somewhat akin to asking if a female rape victim had an orgasm in order to demonstrate that she enjoyed it.