I use my name when I’m chastising myself. Otherwise I call myself “honey” or “mija”.
Wow, I very rarely call myself by name or think about myself in the second person at all. I always think in the first person. “I’m such an idiot!” “Why me?” “I can’t believe I ate the whole thing!”
Occasionally, I’ll adress an imaginary listener, as in “You see? This is why I can’t have nice stuff! Can you believe how clumsy I am?”
On rare occasions I’ve tried addressing myself by name, but it feels weird and artificial.