When you talk to yourself in the mirror, how do you address yourself?

Don’t pretend like you don’t talk to yourself in the mirror, because I know you do!

I realized that I refer to myself in second person. “No, your hair doesn’t look right styled that way.” “Those earrings really look cute on you.” “Dark blue is not your color.” “Wow, that yellow concealer **Diosa **recommended really does make a difference! (Thanks, Diosa!)” etc. Then just last week I thought, “You? Who the hell are you talking to?” Myself, but not really. I’m talking to my reflection. I think…

Anyway, how’s about you?

I really don’t talk to myself in the mirror, but my internal dialogue is often in the second person too - especially when I’m mad at myself.

Funny that you say that. When I do something well, I tell myself, “I rock!” When I do something I don’t like, I’m more likely to say, “You sure screwed that up.”

Usually, it’s “Hey, Dummy…”

“What’s that? The sound of awesome!”

Gorram screen-arrow-moving-clicking-thing.

I hit “third person, singular” and meant to hit “second person.”

Usually in the form “You’re a handsome devil. What’s your name?”

MeanOldLady, you forgot to include the archaic forms for second person singular and plural.

I, for example, address my reflection as “Thou dost look most fine, oh puissant wizard!”

People actually talk, out loud, to themselves in the mirror, and address themselves? Wow.

This. If I ever caught anyone doing this I would question their sanity.

Okay I admit, I do it, sometimes. It’s mostly scolding. But I gave myself a nickname. Nothing for my brand of crazy in the poll!

I have failed.

So I’m a little weird sometimes. No biggie, ya? It’s not like you stand around having full, lengthy conversations with yourself, do you, MeanOldLady? No, I don’t. That would be crazy.

As long as you don’t answer questions, you’re OK

Hmmm, I must be weirder than I thought. I never address myself in the mirror nor do I ever have an internal dialog.

No internal dialogue? Who do you run things by when there’s no one around? That sounds so…weird. :slight_smile:

Ouija board.

I do think about things but it’s never in dialog format. It’s kind of free form ideas. And I talk to the dog a lot. He’s my sounding board. :wink:

And never an Ouija board! Don’t you watch TV?? Nothing good ever comes from using an Ouija board! My house already has a ghost, I don’t need to add demons to that…

Sir wanksalot

When the ouija board summons Sir Wankalot, you know you’re tapping the hell dimension.

I NEVER talk to myself to a mirror.

I thought only crazy people and Sims talked to themselves in mirrors.