When are you allowed to make a wish?

You’re an adult now. You can make your own chocolate pudding.

Damn right, that’s why I had a candy bar and two bratwurst for breakfast!

In our version, you touched something red, and you couldn’t look back at the clock until the numbers had changed.

Isn’t that more like hoping?

I gave up on hope, I’m sticking to wishing.

How come no one has pointed out the old standby of catching a magic talking fish?