When bands and sports teams get married

The Buffalo Springfield Bills?

City comes first.

Detroit Red Paul McCartney and Wings.

The Cleveland Savoy Browns?

The Sacramento King Crimsons?

The Carolina Panteras?

The Minnesota Del Vikings?

Detroit White Lions?

New York Damn Yankees

Milwaukee Buckinghams?

Pittsburgh Steely Danners?

The Oklahoma Thunderclap Newmans?

Oakland AC/DCs

Dallas Big Stars

Dallas Cowboy Mouth

Band name can’t be interrupted.

Of course, there are the other Simply Reds:

Washington Simply Redskins
Cincinnati Simply Reds
Detroit Simply Red Wings

St. Louis Blues Traveller

You forgot Chicago Bears.

Dallas Cowboy Junkies

New York Gentle Giants

Detroit Glass Tigers

Milwaukee Brewer and Shipleys

Pittsburgh Humble Pie-rates

Los Angeles Ramjams (“Whoa, Black Betty, bam a lam…”)

Or for younger listeners, LA Rammsteins

Seattle Seahawkwinds (RIP, Lemmy)

Tampa Bay Sugar Rays

Utah Johnny Hates Jazz

Los Angeles Emerson, Lake and Palmers

Minnesota Wild Cherry (Play that funky music, white boy!)

Winnipeg Joan Jett and the Blackhearts

Miami Canned Heat (“Going uuppp the country…”)

Philadelphia 76 Trombones

Toronto Maple Leaf Rag

Torongo Blue Jay and the Americans

Milwaukee Buck Owens and the Buckaroos

Chicago Bare Naked Ladies

Dallas Starship

Cincinnati Bangles (he says sheepishly)