When bands and sports teams get married

Start with a professional sports team. Then work the name of a reasonably well-known band between the city and the mascot. The band’s name cannot be interrupted.

I’ll start with: Oakland Paul Revere and the Raiders

San Francisco They Might Be Giants

Philadelphia The Eagles.

Chunichi Imagine Dragons.

Minnesota Thompson Twins

San Francisco UB 40-Niners

Boston Simply Red Sox

New York Bennie and the Jets

If not, then:

New York The Jets

Chicago Great White Sox

Texas Night Ranger(s)

Pittsburgh Stealers Wheel (if you’ll allow a slight indulgence on the spelling.)

Los Angeles Gipsy Kings

A stretch:

Philadelphia Gary Puckett & The Union Gap

or, if you prefer:

Philadelphia Reunion (because Life Is A Rock But The Radio Rolled Me)

Washington The National(s)

Montreal Guy Lombardo and the Royal Canadians

St. Louis Moody Blues

Houston Love and Rockets

Or New York Jet

“Well it’s a-one, two, three … HIKE!”

Boston Red Sox … It’ll come to you.

Kansas City Royals … same trick.

No? Okay, how about, Prince and the New England Revolution.

Paul McCartney and Detroit Red Wings?