Yes gentlefolk, learn from my tale of woe, and redemption.
When I moved into my house there was a note from the previous owner, that the bathroom sink had always run slow. As I lived in the house it was certainly slow. Every 6 months or so it would get unbearably slow. The first time it happened, I looked into the matter, and quickly noticed it had been plumbed with 4 90 degree turns though all dimensions after the trap and based on what I could see where it went, and where it must have gone through many more. A fact I felt confirmed when I tried to auger it at my deepest accessible point, and got it stuck and un-pullbackable for 6 hours, until by some miracle it came free.
So since then, I have mentally weight the cost of having it re-plumbed competently, vs the maintenance of regular enzyme cleaners, and plunging when it got real bad.
Well, early this morning it was very slow. So I started the ritual, except it did no good and pleased no one, and ended with a total clog. I did the last resort I hate and dumped some Drano in it. After six hours it was clear that did no good. So my mind wandered, about how to get the Lye out of the system now. Pushing past the regular solution of neutralizing with vinegar (which I did eventually do) I considered just scooping it all out into a bucket, which led thinking about pumping it out into a bucket, which led to thinking about just vacuuming it out with the Shop-Vac.
Which led to the led to the ultimate question, “Why have I never tried just vacuuming it out before?” It’s a valid technique I have used other places before, and with a full clog somewhere with in 5 pipe-feet of the drain, a damn good idea.
2 minutes of rearranging the shelf to get the damn vac out, 45 seconds of suck,(and ten minutes of cleaning tarish black gunk out of the filters with a hose, post operation) and the drain is no longer slow at all, it’s a damn sprinter.
Don’t forget about the shop-vac people.