Oooh, oooh, oooh! My favorite paper airplane story…
Somewhere, someone sponsors an annual paper plane contest held inside a huge, unobstructed gymnasium. (Can’t say if it’s Scientific American’s contest or not, but probably is.) The rules limit the materials to a handful of conventional items like paper, tape, and glue. Naturally, one of the most covetted prizes is for distance covered.
While the aeronautical engineers who compete take the contest somewhat seriously, many planes come from kids and amateurs, giving the event a homey, informal tone. In that spirit, the sponsors accept mail-in entries from people who can not attend in person. These planes usually come packed in shoe boxes with instructions, like “hold 2 inches from front when launching,” which the judges do their best to comply with.
Anyway, several years back they received a mail-in entry which consisted of nothing more than a tightly wadded ball of paper, wrapped in Scotch tape and dipped in glue. The accompanying instructions read simply: “Throw very, very hard.”
Needless to say it put the judges in quite an embarrassing spot when this entry won the distance title. However, a hastily convened conference enabled the sponsors to save face. The judges decided to disqualify the flying paper sphere on the grounds that the entry did not technically “fly”; it was a projectile, not a glider, they concluded.