You like Elijah and I like Elisha.
You like epistles, and I like apostles.
Elijah, Elisha, Epistles, Apostles,
Let’s call the whole thing off!!!
What do toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
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They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.
Butthead: Uranus is cool!
Beavis: Thanks.
Green Bean You beat me to it!!! Except I always thought they wiped out the klingons…
There once was a man from Uranus
Who came down to the earth to be famous.
“On Uranus,” he said, “ambition is dead,
And conditions are generally heinous.”
The man from Uranus, named Fred,
Looked like us, were we pale, bald, and dead.
But we got him some suits and a fine pair of boots
And plopped a red wig on his head!
…it goes on. Copywright, D.Willard, 2001.
And such a nice poem too if I do say so, with no
double entendres.
I can’t stop giggling when Steve from Blue’s Clues sings
“… Uranus spins on its side…”