Around here, everybody expects the CalTrans Aggravation. Their chief weapon is bad timing… bad timing and fear… fear and bad timing … Their two weapons are fear and bad timing… and ruthless inefficiency… Their three weapons are fear, bad timing, and ruthless inefficiency… and an almost fanatical devotion to the Road… Their four… no… Amongst their weapons… Amongst their weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, bad timing, ruthless inefficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Road, and nice orange uniforms - well, in the end it means that they may strike at any hour of day or night, no matter the season.