So there we were, in the chat room. A normal night, filled with laughter, zany hijinks, and a hell of a lot of talk about sex. So then we get off onto the topic of Shakespeare, and well, it just needs to be seen to be believed. He’s spinning in his grave, I know it…
Chef_Troy I’m with Robin Williams…I want to see classically trained Shakespearean actors in skin flicks. dramatic gesture “Elizabeth! I shall part you like the Red Sea.”
Omniscien Hiya Cess
Doobieous much ado about cunting
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Falcon LOL Chef.
Chef_Troy Ewwww doob…that’s an ugly word. how about “a tale of two titties”?
Doobieous even better!
Chef_Troy Or “A midsummer Night’s Cream”?
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Omniscien Good shower?
Doobieous King Leering
DrainBead Yeah, it was still nice and hot.
Doobieous Hey drain!
Chef_Troy Maybe “King Leer,” about a voyeur who spies on his three daughters…ewwww!
DstPuppy she was wet
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DstPuppy na his brothers daughters
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DstPuppy hi boli
Chef_Troy Screw-me-oh and Julie-wet
Boli hi all
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Jophiel Hey Boli
Doobieous hi boli
Chef_Troy One play doesn’t have to be changed to be porn-worthy: “Love’s Labours Lost.”
DrainBead Midget Porn: Much Ado About Nothing.
Doobieous it might attract the wrong kind of audience
Chef_Troy Gay porn: “Two Gentlemen of Verona.”
DrainBead A Winter’s Tail.
DrainBead (anal porn, of course)
Doobieous goes to get his book of Shakespeares plays
Chef_Troy Tall Staff. (Starring John Holmes)
Falcon Oh lord…
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DrainBead The Merchant of Penis.
Chef_Troy Or that stirring tale of an orgy that lasted almost two weeks, “Twelfth Night.”
Doobieous King Horny V
DrainBead Falcon, you ARE logging this, right?
Doobieous heres another that shant be changed: As You Like It
Falcon Oh of course!
Chef_Troy Richard III (dick to his friends IF you know what I mean…
DrainBead Send me this portion…
Falcon I log it all, Drain…and I will.
Doobieous Julius Seize Her
Chef_Troy Augh! holds nose and howls
DrainBead howls with laughter
Doobieous Othelo: The Whore of Venice
Chef_Troy Ham’ll Let (you do him)
Chef_Troy Okay, that was reaching…
Doobieous Merry Wives of Winds Whore
Falcon Hmmm…another one that you probably wouldn’t have to change: The Tempest.
Chef_Troy the Tempest = The Hump-fest
DrainBead I suppose someone already came up with A Midsummer Night’s Wet Dream, right?
Doobieous Coriol’s Anus
DrainBead Tie us and Drown us…
Chef_Troy Doob, you’re cheating!
Doobieous Aww i’m sorry Chef!
DrainBead Titties Andronicus…
DrainBead damn, this title’s a great one!
Chef_Troy Tight-ass Andronicus
DrainBead lol Falcon dies with laughter
Doobieous is having fun!
DrainBead I’m in English major heaven!
Doobieous And as the title says, the bard is rolling…no spinning in his grave
Falcon Damn…wish I had known y’all when I took that Shakespeare class…would have made it MUCH more interesting.
Chef_Troy Here’s one that can stand on its own: Venus and Adonis.
DrainBead I have to take another one, though, so I’ll remember this…
Doobieous that’s a poem chef!
Doobieous aha The Rape of Lucrece
DrainBead I was trying to think of her name…
Doobieous hmm titles of his poems work well on their own
Doobieous The Passionate Pilgrim
Chef_Troy Nobody said poems were inadmissible, or I would have mentioned that great John Wayne skin flick…Damn, Doob beat me to it.
Doobieous aha Just messin witcha chef
Chef_Troy All’s well that ends well can probably stand as it is…
Doobieous and: A Lover’s Complaint
DrainBead I’ll Swell in Ends Well?
“Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.” - George Carlin