Falcon
December 1, 1999, 5:44am
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So there we were, in the chat room. A normal night, filled with laughter, zany hijinks, and a hell of a lot of talk about sex. So then we get off onto the topic of Shakespeare, and well, it just needs to be seen to be believed. He’s spinning in his grave, I know it…
Chef_Troy I’m with Robin Williams…I want to see classically trained Shakespearean actors in skin flicks. dramatic gesture “Elizabeth! I shall part you like the Red Sea.”Omniscien Hiya CessDoobieous much ado about cuntingFalcon LOL Chef.Chef_Troy Ewwww doob…that’s an ugly word. how about “a tale of two titties”?Doobieous lolDoobieous even better!Chef_Troy Or “A midsummer Night’s Cream”?DstPuppy ROTFLDoobieous lolFalcon snickering lmaia78@pool-209-138-153-122-ipls.grid.net ) has joined #straightdope Omniscien Good shower?Doobieous King LeeringDrainBead Yeah, it was still nice and hot.Doobieous Hey drain!Chef_Troy Maybe “King Leer,” about a voyeur who spies on his three daughters…ewwww!DstPuppy she was wetDoobieous Aha!DstPuppy na his brothers daughters boli73@ABD681D9.ipt.aol.com ) has joined #straightdope Doobieous MacBreastDstPuppy hi boliChef_Troy Screw-me-oh and Julie-wetBoli hi allJophiel Hey BoliDoobieous hi boliChef_Troy One play doesn’t have to be changed to be porn-worthy: “Love’s Labours Lost.”DrainBead Midget Porn: Much Ado About Nothing.Doobieous it might attract the wrong kind of audience Chef_Troy Gay porn: “Two Gentlemen of Verona.”DrainBead A Winter’s Tail.DrainBead (anal porn, of course)
Doobieous goes to get his book of Shakespeares plays Chef_Troy Tall Staff. (Starring John Holmes)Falcon Oh lord…Jophiel bbl#straightdope info…DrainBead The Merchant of Penis.Chef_Troy Or that stirring tale of an orgy that lasted almost two weeks, “Twelfth Night.”Doobieous King Horny VDrainBead lolDrainBead Falcon, you ARE logging this, right?Doobieous heres another that shant be changed: As You Like ItFalcon Oh of course!Chef_Troy Richard III (dick to his friends IF you know what I mean…DrainBead Send me this portion…DstPuppy lolFalcon I log it all, Drain…and I will.Doobieous Julius Seize HerChef_Troy Augh! holds nose and howls
DrainBead howls with laughterDoobieous Othelo: The Whore of VeniceFalcon snort Chef_Troy Ham’ll Let (you do him)Chef_Troy Okay, that was reaching…Doobieous Merry Wives of Winds WhoreFalcon Hmmm…another one that you probably wouldn’t have to change: The Tempest.Chef_Troy the Tempest = The Hump-festDoobieous lolDrainBead I suppose someone already came up with A Midsummer Night’s Wet Dream, right?Doobieous Coriol’s AnusDoobieous (Coriolanus)DrainBead Tie us and Drown us…Chef_Troy Doob, you’re cheating!Doobieous Aww i’m sorry Chef! DrainBead Titties Andronicus…DrainBead damn, this title’s a great one!Chef_Troy Tight-ass AndronicusDrainBead lol
Falcon dies with laughter
Doobieous is having fun!DrainBead I’m in English major heaven!Doobieous And as the title says, the bard is rolling…no spinning in his graveFalcon Damn…wish I had known y’all when I took that Shakespeare class…would have made it MUCH more interesting.Chef_Troy Here’s one that can stand on its own: Venus and Adonis.DrainBead Ditto!DrainBead I have to take another one, though, so I’ll remember this…Doobieous that’s a poem chef! Doobieous aha The Rape of LucreceDrainBead lol…DrainBead I was trying to think of her name…Doobieous hmm titles of his poems work well on their ownDoobieous The Passionate PilgrimChef_Troy Nobody said poems were inadmissible, or I would have mentioned that great John Wayne skin flick…Damn, Doob beat me to it.Doobieous aha Just messin witcha chef Chef_Troy All’s well that ends well can probably stand as it is…Doobieous and: A Lover’s ComplaintDrainBead I’ll Swell in Ends Well?
“Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.” - George Carlin
I forgot one last night: that backdoor classic, “In the Ass You Like It.”
Live a Lush Life
Falcon
December 1, 1999, 4:35pm
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Zette - ya gotta stay up later! We get even WACKIER when we’re all tired, you know that!
Damn, I just reread this, and now I’m snickering in my office…I hope no one asks why I’m laughing so hard.
“Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.” - George Carlin
Some italian porno company did a remake of Hamlet a few years back that is worth watching for the badly dubbed voices if nothing more. Unfortunatly the costs involved with renting castles and costumes means that not too many SCA pornos will be made.
http://www.madpoet.com