Page 97 in the Acme catalog.
Is that what they’re calling it now?
I’ll need more specs. Are these Raspberries Pi Zeros? 3Bs? What OS version are they running? Do I have access to the GPIO headers?
And here I thought that what was best to do was to conquer your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.
Yeah, you try that with a pineapple down your windpipe.
Huh. I misread it as me having the raspberries.
Then the answer is to throw raspberries at the mob. Pokemon Go has taught me that wins them over to my side.
We did the raspberries.
STOP THAT! STOP THAT! Much too silly. Get some discipline into those men, Sergeant Major!
…and a bit suspect, I think.
I remember this one. The answer is to pluck the strawberry and eat it. After all, it’s a koan.
Why is there always someone who brings raspberries to a speech?
The only defense against a bad person with raspberries is a good person with raspberries.
–Motto of the National Raspberry Association (NRA)
[del]poison[/del] I mean, BOYSEN them.
Get yourself a squad of Killer Tomatoes and let loose the fruits of war!
I would use The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
Too bad Prince is dead, or you could call in the Raspberry Berets.
Go ahead, throw your raspberries. I will (clotted) cream them!
No animals needed.
Do not bring a gun to a raspberry fight!