Joined Usenet alt.straightdope (or whatever it was called) in mid-1997.
Then: 23
Now: Ugh.
Then: D.Phil candidate at Oxford.
Now: Teaching/working at a small university in the northeast US
Then: engaged to another D.Phil candidate, from England
Now: married to tygre, who actually knew me from my posts as early as 2000, but we didn’t meet for another four years
Then: living in a run-down house in north Oxford, but spending almost all of my time at my fiancee’s dorm
Now: living in a house in a quiet suburb, paying the mortgage down
Then: very shy, really hoping my relationship with my fiancee, the first one I’d ever had, would work
Now: realize I knew from the beginning it wouldn’t. But I don’t care because I’m very happy with tygre
Then: deeply devoted to my family, especially my mother and grandmother
Now: Both my mother and grandmother are gone. Rebuilding every day I can with my dad (we never were estranged but we were distant before my mother passed away)
Then: debuted for the first XI of my college cricket side with almost zero experience after a stellar tryout, became cricket mad
Now: still cricket mad but only read and write about it now
Then: gamer, but the only one I knew
Now: gamer, but less of a gamer than most of my friends
Then: thought I was a completely boring guy who was dead lucky to have attracted any woman, and my now-ex was the best I could do
Now: realize I could have done so much better than my ex all along, and tygre is the proof 
Then: thought my career path lay in being a quiet archivist, supporting my supernova of a scholar ex
Now: doing so well as a fundraiser I’m already teaching one course in it and will probably be teaching more soon
Then: 6’2"
Now: 6’3". I’m not sure how that happened either.