My year at the SDMB (it's all about me, a thinksnow link-a-rama!)

Yes, today marks the first day of my second year with the SDMB. One whole year already. It seems more like seven, maybe eight months, but it really has been a whole year. Amazing. The thing I find the most amusing is that the site that linked me to The Dope, well, I haven’t check that one in months. I used to have a bevy of sites I’d look in on daily, now, a mere handful. The balance of my time is spent Doping. I finally broke down and got a connection at home because of the Board, and then came #straightdope…but I’m getting ahead of myself.

A year ago I was living in North Carolina, running a quality lab and performing ISO/QS-9000 audits for one of the worlds largest glass companies. The town I lived in held somewhere between 10-15,000 people, though for all I saw, it may have held a total of 30. Not 30,000. 30. Small town, it was, and not much going on within a 30-mile drive. So, I was interviewing at the time I found the Board. I was interviewing and looking forward to getting myself somewhere I could have a life. Specifically, I was looking forward to moving back to my home state. More specifically, I was looking very much forward to moving back to the home town of my adult life. Ahhh, Columbus, Ohio [sub](GO BUCKS!)[/sub], I love that town. Friends within a few minutes drive. Activities, bars, clubs, theatre, concerts, sport, the University…home.

By October, I was in a crunch with three job offers in two weeks, two in my field with significant increases in salary and one in tech, something I’d not had any real experience in, with a lateral move, money-wise and decreased beni’s. Guess which one was in Columbus. I had been on the Board for a few months by then so I posted my dilemma, aware that some folks would have been ecstatic to have one offer, no matter where, but the key to my quandary was location, location, location.

Anyway, enough with the drama of my move. I took the tech job, moved home and started to unpack. Three weeks later I was sent to Kentucky to work for a client, for I was a consultant and that was part of the job. Yesterday marked nine months I’ve been here. It’s okay, though, I fudge my expense reports and get some extra cash (it’s only 11 miles each way, but I charge them for 12.)

Anyway, in my time on the board I’ve learned a lot, which is good, I guess, considering the intent and focus, the objective, if you will. I’ve learned a lot and I hope I’ve answered, or assisted in answering, some questions helping others learn a thing or two or helped lend some support when someone was feeling a little too much pressure. I’ve asked a few questions myself and found the answers compelling. 'Course, I’ve posted so much more mindless drivel, random flirting, movie
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(http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=81061), shaving news, rochambo attacks and counters and a few rants. I even received a post-party for my 2000[sup]th[/sup] post.

I talk to more than a dozen of y’all almost every night over mIRC, I’ve been to 6 actual DopeFests (Ann Arbor, a Chi Dope, Spiffled II, a mini-ChiDope, FlintDope and SLO-Fest/ NorCal meets SoCal) and am hosting one this fall. I’ve met a number of Dopers IRL, that number is 64 (14 more than once and 1, well…)

So, here I am, one year older, a few days wiser. I’m in a city and state other than the one I wish to be in, I’m bored with my job and I’m still single. As far as that goes, I’ve changed geography, but not much else. I’m thinking of quitting so that I can move back to Columbus, Ohio…that or chucking it all and starting a seasonal snow-skiing and SCUBA shop.

Whadaya think?

About you or the snow/SCUBA shop?

I’ll answer the safe and easy one: go for it. Do a little research on the best location and open one up. You’re smart about business, you’re knowledgable about your 2 interests, you’re cute, and doggone it, people like you!

:stuck_out_tongue:

Looking’ forward to seeing you at ChiDope next weekend!!!

:Bunny pauses to stop hyperventilting and get her excitement about ChiDope under control:

You’re still going to hold my hand when the piercer pokes me for that new ring, right!?

What do I think? I think you did a damn fine job on those links! (Impressed me, for one.)

Glad you’re here, glad you’ve stuck around. I’ve found you helpful, useful, funny, thought-provoking and intriguing (is it think snow or thinks now?).

Seems to be both.

You know it, my hippity-hoppity little friend. Heck, I might even have a shot waiting for you. For the pain, of course :smiley:

Who are you!?!

Just kidding.

I doubt we’ve had many encounters here, that I remember anyways. But I do know your username. So much so, in fact, that when I saw a recent Friends episode on the tube, and noticed Chandler wearing a shirt that simply said, “THINK SNOW”, I immediately thought of your handle and thought I should post something funny about it here.

Since I couldn’t think of anything funny then (Or now, you may think) I didn’t.

Oh, sure Cnote, I guess the Teeming Millionaires competition just slipped your mind? I never saw that episode of Friends (I stopped watching a few years ago), but that sounds like a shirt I’d like to have!

Screech, thanks for noticing. I’d like to mention that I had them all right the first time, too!

Oh, think, I had NO idea of your pain and suffering. ISO 9001 in NORTH CAROLINA!?!? I had to do that in Buffalo (well, ISO 9002) and in Maine (9001) and now I don’t tell anyone that I even know how to spell it.

And you didn’t mention your sig line gifts. See ya in 10 days.

You coding machine you Thinksnow.
I don’t know how the Teeming Millionaires competition slipped my mind. Maybe I’m blocking on it.

UncleBill, the first step in an audit was to explain what I was doing. It went something like this:

Me: I’m going to be conducting an audit of the area and your records.
Them: Uh…wha?
Me: I’m auditing this facility. It’s part of out ISO and QS certification.
Them: Eye-so? What’s that? Howzat spelled?

…and so on.

You have proved, once again, to know that of which you speak, UB.

And you’re a damn fine baseball player.

oh wait.

That’s Jim Thome.

HAHAHAHHA

just kidding. Love ya Snowster. See ya next weekend.

jarbaby

Oh, wow, a YEAR. We’re all just SOOOOOOOOO impressed by your Godly posting powers, think. No, really, I’m jealous because you’re so kind and clever and funny and good at coding. Really, I’m amazed. Really. :rolleyes:

[sub]Okay, so I’m a bit bitter that I missed my one-year anniversary by about 13 days, and can therefore not start a thread. Thinksnow, you rock, and you’d better know it by now. Keep the good posts coming.[/sub]

thinksnow, UncleBill, I’m a software engineer. I feel a need to be audited. I haven’t been audited in quite a while. And if you guys start talking about SEI CMM Levels at ChiDope, I don’t know if I’ll be able handle it.

:smiley:

Congratulations to you!

All this wonderfulness just makes me want to… paint thinksnow with maple syrup!

[sub]and then let the ants have their way with him.[/sub]

Also, I just checked - I registered the day before you did, so … ummm… so there. :wink:

I’m a trained professional. Hey, I can even audit during a nap if need be.
[sub]Oh, wait, this is think’s thread, I should flirt with porc in her thread. Bad UncleBill, Very Bad! I should be spanked.[/sub]

Hey! I like maple syrup…why waste it on the ants?!

UncleBill, you know I’d never begrudge a fellow Marine a good flirt, go nuts…uh, have at it.

Bunny, I’d be willing to offer myself for your tastes in art…and Gingers :slight_smile: Say, if you spread maple syrup on me, you can get taffy. [sub]Ginger knows what I’m talking about.[/sub]

jarbaby, I guess that means my trip to the batters box is out? Shoot.

Jester, you’re just jealous of my enormous post-count (twice yours, yee-haw!) Admit it. :smiley:

What are you trying to say, thinksnow? Could your gigantic post count be…compensating for something? Hmm?

I guess you expect me to jump in here with heaps of praise, talking about what a nice guy you are, and everything. Right? Well, I guess I fooled you, huh? I’m not gonna do it! Instead, I’m gonna tell you all the bad things about you. How do you like THEM apples, buddy? Let’s see…where to start. Ah! You’re as ugly as a monkey’s butt. I don’t care if you’re the nicest guy in the world. You’re a jerk. End of story. You are a cancer to the SDMB. You are a cancer and I am the…uh…what cures cancer? I have to be frank with you, and when I say frank, I mean, you know, devastating. You’ve inherited a finger condition known as “stubbiness.” It usually comes from the father’s side. In regards to your specific comments about the SDMB, our research indicates that one person cannot make a difference, no matter how big a screwball he is. I mean, if you’re gonna get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I’ll just have to stop doing stupid things. Now, I know you’re mad at me right now, and I’m kinda mad too…I mean, we could sit here and try to figure out “who forgot to pick who up” till the cows come home. But let’s just say we’re both wrong and that’ll be that. I mean, you couldn’t fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. If I puked in a fountain pen and mailed it to the monkey house, I’d get better threads! Look, ts, I’m sorry I haven’t been a better husband, I’m sorry about the time I tried to make gravy in the bathtub, I’m sorry I used your wedding dress to wax the car, and I’m sorry-oh well, let’s just say I’m sorry for the whole marriage up to this point.

::motions for BunnyGirl to join him::

Come here, BunnyGirl. If it’ll make you feel any better, I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish thinksnow was dead. He’s a white male, aged 18 to 49. Everyone listens to him. No matter how dumb his suggestions are.

Enjoy this Simpsons compilation, ts!

I guess you expect me to jump in here with heaps of praise, talking about what a nice guy you are, and everything. Right? Well, I guess I fooled you, huh? I’m not gonna do it! Instead, I’m gonna tell you all the bad things about you. How do you like THEM apples, buddy? Let’s see…where to start. Ah! You’re as ugly as a monkey’s butt. I don’t care if you’re the nicest guy in the world. You’re a jerk. End of story. You are a cancer to the SDMB. You are a cancer and I am the…uh…what cures cancer? I have to be frank with you, and when I say frank, I mean, you know, devastating. You’ve inherited a finger condition known as “stubbiness.” It usually comes from the father’s side. In regards to your specific comments about the SDMB, our research indicates that one person cannot make a difference, no matter how big a screwball he is. I mean, if you’re gonna get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I’ll just have to stop doing stupid things. Now, I know you’re mad at me right now, and I’m kinda mad too…I mean, we could sit here and try to figure out “who forgot to pick who up” till the cows come home. But let’s just say we’re both wrong and that’ll be that. I mean, you couldn’t fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. If I puked in a fountain pen and mailed it to the monkey house, I’d get better threads! Look, ts, I’m sorry I haven’t been a better husband, I’m sorry about the time I tried to make gravy in the bathtub, I’m sorry I used your wedding dress to wax the car, and I’m sorry-oh well, let’s just say I’m sorry for the whole marriage up to this point.

::motions for BunnyGirl to join him::

Come here, BunnyGirl. If it’ll make you feel any better, I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish thinksnow was dead. He’s a white male, aged 18 to 49. Everyone listens to him. No matter how dumb his suggestions are.

Enjoy this Simpsons compilation, ts!