You were an ISO auditor? Arggh! Agent of Evil! Get away!
Actually I avoided most of the ISO crap at my company, being that I’m in IT, but frankly, guys like you gave me unnecessary work, so now I must be angry at you.
But only for a second. 
Happy anniversary… You and Superdude make such a cute couple.
Well, at first I thought you (SuperDolt)were joking, but then you emphasized everything by saying it again, so now I’m hurt. 
Blue, I never created unnecessary work. If people had been keeping up with their records, we wouldn’t have had any problems!
Do you by chance drive a yellow car, thinksnow? 
Anyway, Happy Anniversary with the SDMB. I haven’t been here long, but I think you’re one of the coolest posters around.
You dork. 
Oh, well, of course, everything looks bad if you remember it. I hate computers sometimes.
Um… ISO inherently creates unnecessary work because some processes don’t need to be standardized. Did we really need to put a flag in the database to indicate if a vendor is ISO certified? Grrr…
Let me do significant things with my time, like read message boards. 
I know, guilt by association is improper. I’m sure you never made people do any silly things like that.
No, sugar, he doesn’t. He’s probably had the same problem I’ve had today in that some postings take FOREVER to go through and you don’t think they’re going to so you hit “submit” more than one time.
I think Super just likes to play rough. At least that’s the rumor I heard. From the goat.
d&r
Pewter blue-metalic (think: gun-metal grey), actually. Thanks for asking
As for the rest, check my sig now, darlin’!
Aw, ModeratelyOkayFellow, have no fear, my opinion of you hasn’t changed a bit. Nope, not one stinkin’ bit.
I tell you, there’s just something about a man who can code that many links in a row…
Happy anniversary!
Um… think… the records IS the extra work. I’ve IMPLEMENTED the dabnabbed system in a corrugated plant. AMAZING what added paperwork there was, and I hates paperwork. But as you know, write down what you do, do what you wrote down, and write down what you did. That’s ISO.
Now I have to find out what “SEI CMM” is so I can impress the ladies in Chicago.
Hey, now. That goat’s a lying bastard. Ask my cat. She’s the only animal I ever fuck.
You know I dig ya, think.
So get over yourself already.
:::d&r:::
I’ll just take your clever dodging of my question to mean that you have no counter. Heh heh.
Victory is mine!
[sub]Zing![/sub]
I did tell you I was job hunting again, didn’t I? As long as I get the snow-boarding and SCUBA side, I think I could be an asset.
Dangit, Bill, you can’t go 'round telling people ISO is extra work, they’ll want more pay! <sheesh> Let me also state that I was auditing for QS, not so much ISO. The differences are many, but the automotive field requires it. So there. Oh, and this: SW-CMM (Capability Maturity Model[sup]®[/sup] for Software)
Super, you are never allowed in my apartment or near my cats. Wierdo.
Pers, I swoon at the very thought of you digging me. And I look good doing it
Yes, Jester, you have found me out. I use my post count to compensate for my short Marine haircut. You’ll notice a spike after a trip to the barber. That is what you meant, right? Also, I try to pick on people my own size…and age
Nymy, darling, this will be a full-service venture, gear, trips and tours, so of course there will be boarding too. Love to have you aboard, with assets like yours, I won’t need to advertise!
To everyone else, thanks for reading, I hope I’ve not bored you too much.
HAND.
Relax. I wouldn’t sleep with my cat. I don’t know where she’s been, for one thing. And you’re not just sleeping with your cat. You’re sleeping with every cat your cat’s ever slept with. All nine lives. And the last thing I need is to come down with genital ticks. Although…[Homer]…sandpaper tongue…[/Homer]
Or fleas! Oh, the heartbreak of fleas.
Imagine the embarrassment of the trip to the doctor for that one.
Dr: “Well, Mr. Dude, how do you think you got fleas in your genital area.”
Dude: :breaking down into tears: “I think my cat is cheating on me, Doctor”.
Doctor: With whom, if I may ask?
Dude: I don’t know, she just said “Tabby, something…”
Tabby Normal?
Bad, porcupine, bad!
:insert gratuitous reference to The Holy Grail and spanking: