thinksnow....

Yup. Close to 3000 and time to throw a little party for our favorite Elephant Wrangler.

See, I was trying to think of a title that would be full of innuendo, one that would titillate, make you want to check it out. I mean, he did it for me and it got probably what will end up being the highest view-to-post ratio ever!

However, I realized all I had to do was put his name. I know at least every DoperChick will check it out. :wink:

So, since his auspicious beginnings here, he has never ceased to amuse, educate, and titillate.

Wearer of [Hawaiian shirts](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=82380#post 1522078), former Marine, engineer,attender of Dope fests, soon-to-be kilt-wearing man at OhDope. How can I possibly begin to elaborate on his greatness? :stuck_out_tongue:

And the flirting? Good lord, I’d make the Board crash if I tried to list out all the times he’s flirted with DoperChicks. And he’s good at it too! :eek: Scary good!

He’s endeared himself to practically every female on this Board that’s met him at DopeFests through his kindness, gentlemanliness, and his powerful ability to make you mush through massage and endeared himself to the men by just being an all-around great guy.

So let the laudatory posts roll!

:snaps little pointed party hat on ts and blows party noise maker:

Hooray!

Hey!!! He better wear that kilt at Dopetoberfest, or I’ll be one bitterly disappointed doperchick! :wink:
Mucho 'grats on 3000, ts, it was great meeting you in SLO, and I look forward to seeing you again in LA :slight_smile:

Woo! thinks rocks indeed. And I got to meet him in person and bask in his warmth. Oh wait, that was those butane heaters. But still. He’s hot. :wink:

Thinksnow is one of my favourite posters, and now your telling me he’s hot IRL, and I have no chance of meeting him? Jeez make a girl jealous why don’t you :frowning:

Yup, smokin’, baby.

:eek:
Bunny, my fine-tailed, hippity-hoppity, bellybunnybutton-ring friend, I’ve got 138 posts to go still…kinda giving me some lead-time, aren’t you?
[sub]Not that I mind, nope, not at all. Figure I’ll be there in a week, is all I’m sayin’.[/sub] :smiley:

I must mention that I am mightily impressed with the links, Bunny, * mightily* impressed.

It has been my pleasure to meet the Dopers I have, through the Board and IRL, and I hope I’ve left a good impression with each (or, at worst, no impression at all.)

If I can get one Doper, just one, to take up skiing or naked snow-angeling, well, I’ll consider it time well spent.

Mauv, if the kilt is shipped by then, I’ll try it out at the Coldi-SpinyDope, otherwise, it’ll make its debut at OhDope.

Rasa, dear girl, your kind words are too much. Not a bad thing, though. (and those butane-thingies were a boon, no?)

eirroc, if I can untangle the details, I’m going to hop the pond in the coming year and I’ve always wanted to see Scotland. Would you mind terribly if I dropped by and said “Hi” on my way through? You being a redhead, I wouldn’t want to startle you, you know.

Bunny, once again, you bring a smile to my face. Thank you, darlin’.

Looking forward to PapaBunny’s cordial next month,

[ul]~ts[/ul]

And I will most definitely second this. Positively babealicious.

[sub]and he’s really, really nice, too. Really![/sub]

:waving frantically …Ohh! Me! Meeeee! I’ll even provide the lift tickets and a little Apres. :wink:

:waving towel:
think, I love ya, but I think I’m gonna be really sick of ya after we both attend all the October DopeFests. :wink:

How can I top all these other fantabulous compliments? Um…I can’t. But I’ll gladly throw in my appreciation and affection.
Yes, he’s hot. And I’ve never even met him. I’ve got a damned good imagination though, and he’s given enough over the net to help the speculation.
So I’ll just put my specially-wrapped box of chocolates, hugs and kisses over here in the corner next to the rest.
Here’s to you, thinks. You rock, most definitely.
love,b

Didn’t want anyone to steal my thunder. You’ve many admirers here, sugar.

And I’m one of them.

Here’s to 3000 more just as entertaining.

Another testimony (can I hear you say AMEN!) to the sweetiepieness of thinksnow. He let my children play with his car’s remote! That adds up to Good Guy, for sure.

In honor of thinksnow, Dopefest junkie and masseur extrordinaire, there is an alternate universe where, were I not in a public computer lab, I would be posting this topless.

Enjoy! :smiley:

Yeah thinksnow rocks, here’s to you thinksnow.
Psst ladies who will be attending a dopefest with thinksnow soon. I have a twenty dollar bill fot the first one who will get a clear picture of what’s under thinksnow’s kilt and send me a copy !

Thinksnow … thinksnow … thinksnow. Seems to me I should remember that name from somewhere. Hmmmmm. That’s one of that asshole concrete’s names, right?

And since TS is wearing a kilt, I’ve just decided on my HallowDope costume. I’m gonna add another touch of European flair.

What? You’re going as a sheep?

:smiley:

That was baaaaaa-d, Arden.

UB, let’s see, you’re a mod and you say you’re going to “add another touch of European flair” which can only mean one thing: you’re coming as Coldfire in the hope of getting some? :wink:

In your honor, ts, I am posting this in the nude.

Unlike Geobabe, I can’t post this in the nude. But I can post it in a long red skirt slit up to the thigh and a tight black top.

thinksnow, you are more fun than a weekend in Vegas. Well, I’ve never been to Vegas. And I’ve never test-driven your true fun potential. But I suspect that you are that freakin’ fun.

Cutie.